Heywood J

Heywood J

@heywoodj.bsky.social

If you're MAGA, gfy with a cactus. If you're ICE do the same with the same cactus because you're probably a MAGA loser anyway.

203 Followers 127 Following 1,465 Posts Joined Feb 2024
10 hours ago

Maybe Donald walked through with a full diaper.

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10 hours ago

The GOP and turnip have wiped their asses with the Constitution, it's pretty much dead at this point.

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10 hours ago

He definitely seems like someone who would choke a person to death.

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10 hours ago

The US administration are covering for child rapists in their midst including Donald J Trump who is the chief child rapist. Make them pay for those crimes.

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10 hours ago

His death would do the entire planet a favour.

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11 hours ago

Dr Dickbag is my choice for his name.

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12 hours ago

File this under the "no shit" column. Where I live prices went up $0.30 a litre when the first bomb dropped. Oil companies are using it to increase profits on the backs of the working class because rich assholes don't feel the pain the rest of us do. Eat the rich bastards.

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13 hours ago

He sure turned out to be a scumbag.

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1 day ago

If China wants to watch me go to work and the grocery store I'll take them along. They will die of boredom in no time.

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1 day ago

Bingo.

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1 day ago

The same man who puts out tariffs based on feelings and basically rules like a king because Congress is impotent.

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1 day ago

"Women make fuck get rich husband like me"

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1 day ago

Drunky needs to go back to her wine bottle and TV job.

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1 day ago

She may have to drink extra bottles of wine over and above her normal intake to ease the pain of failure.

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1 day ago

If Israel didn't exist the Middle East would be far more peaceful, just saying.

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1 day ago

Donald J Trump raped children.

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1 day ago

Go back to your wine bottle lady, nobody wants to listen to your stupidity.

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1 day ago

Proud little boy playing dress up, what a loser.

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1 day ago

Come on cholesterol, take the fat tub of shit out already.

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1 day ago

Proof not all clowns can be found in the circus. It's a joke that his cultists think his little game of dress up actually means anything.

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1 day ago

Because trump and his band of criminals don't give a shit about anyone but themselves. I'm surprised this question even needs to be asked when the answer is obvious.

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1 day ago

Nah he just filled his diaper.

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2 days ago

Because the military industrial complex needs to be constantly fed.

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2 days ago

Well shit, I just went there for lunch and the $5 deal is gone, it was $9. Still a better burger at that price than MacDonalds has to offer.

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2 days ago

The accuracy is bang on.

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2 days ago

Un American but completely on brand for trump.

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2 days ago

Not a fan of AI but this was funny.

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2 days ago

Donald J Trump raped young girls and is attacking Iran to distract from that. Don't let the child rapist forget what he's done.

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2 days ago

Fetterman isn't a Democrat, he is MAGA now and should just make it official at some point.

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2 days ago

Nothing odd about it, the DoJ is protecting child rapists because they are rich. If it was poor people raping children on a private island they would be parading them down the street in chains.

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