🎩🎶 Jarkobian Phrasure 🎤🤓

I was singing your Oh JK Rowling song literally earlier today and wondering how you felt about it so many years later. Crazy that this pops up today.
(Also pls pls release Incongruent on streaming)

People of Birmingham:
On August 9th, WBHM is doing a fundraising variety show at Saturn, and ya boi is a featured performer! Catch me do my first set in a while.
Cocktail hour starts at 6, show starts at 7. Be on time bc I’m early on.
See ya there! 🎤🤓
#birmingham #alabama

Heavy breathing

This is my favorite They Might Be Giants lyric

It’s moments like these I’m thankful for Bandcamp and for my physical collection.

One of the pains of having a Spotify library full of local artists is that sometimes, your favorite songs/albums will just disappear. 😔

Dad Raps Akil Pratt · Album · 2021 · 8 songs

You dads out there needed a family friendly rap album to bump while you threw something on the grill today?
Akil Pratt and Phrasure made Dad Raps just for you.
Please enjoy, and happy Father’s Day, ya goofs.
#FathersDay

open.spotify.com/album/6xKtnB...

before and after

before and after

Comic. [yellow sphere with icon that reads, CHECK ENGINE] [caption] This new sunspot cluster has raised concern among astronomers.

Check Engine

xkcd.com/3096/

I just found this in my camera roll and lost my mind

Excellent showing. Felt like a Vlogbrothers video on steroids.

My iOS updated last night and this guy is about to get way overused by me
🫩

pure joy

Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory:

1st album: The big one with all the hits
2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well
3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase

So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it

The pope could do the funniest thing 3 days from now

An excellent game. Some of it is actually kinda tough.

YouTube video by The Mighty Jarkobian and His Conglomerate of Sound I.J.W.P.S.D. [Official Music Video] - The Mighty Jarkobian and His Conglomerate of Sound

Seems like a good time for this song about petting dogs

youtu.be/A-3bjNsqEFc?...

Greninja + Omastar + Bruxish + Rocky Helmet is absolutely crushing it as a deck right now. The set up may take a minute, but the payoff is well worth it.

I enjoy @birbigs.bsky.social’s Working It Out (which your brother appeared on, so I think it’s only right that you do too)
I also love @thedumbdads.bsky.social’s podcast. You could appear on that one too and I wouldn’t be upset.

Just broke out the mower for the first time this season and ran this album back- absolutely perfect. 10/10. No notes.

Oh yeah, for sure!

I’m making a playlist for each season. Gimme four songs, one that encapsulates each season for you.
Challenge mode: each song is the same artist.
Expert mode: they’re all family appropriate.
I’ll share links once they’re sufficiently built.
(no holiday music for winter, pls)

I might just have to run back my The Beef playlist today.

I cannot believe it’s been one whole year since the shot heard ‘round the world

My cringe millennial trait is that I communicate with my friends almost exclusively in reaction images & gifs

:(

I FINALLY GOT A GOD PACK THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Drawfee’s episode from yesterday had me in STITCHES during Jacob’s redraw.

Pop music has a firm grip on me right now. Sabrina Carpenter, Chappell Roan, Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish…
I’m gonna finally listen to a Carly Rae Jepsen album.