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@dallasesquire.bsky.social

He/Him/Hole/92%

319 Followers  |  367 Following  |  60 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.6511

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AI generated my professional headshot… I don’t know this man lol

05.04.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TBT .. Bring back good reality tv…

21.03.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yall getting naked in the snow for hump day??

22.01.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, let him breathe!!

19.01.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh…

19.01.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DAMN!!!

19.01.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Give me a few hours and I should have TikTok back up and running…

19.01.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awwww he’s happy to see me lol

18.01.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The product of No Child Left Behind 🀣🀣

OPEN THE SCHOOLS 365 🀣

17.01.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fresh haircut now i have a 1000 errands to run. Dallas streets I hope you’re prepared to be sick of seeing me 🀣

15.01.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whew!!

07.01.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.12.2024 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.12.2024 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cooked dinner and fixed my garage door today. I’m the man and the woman. I can do it all.. 🀣🀣

29.12.2024 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my!

27.12.2024 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real heavy!!

27.12.2024 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gumbo is ready for tomorrow… I’m done for the night.. Just me my wine and my Xbox… and maybe just a pinch of booty 🀣

24.12.2024 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The door is open!!

24.12.2024 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Friday!!

13.12.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile I be in hotel rooms like 🫀🫀

09.12.2024 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5

You with a friend group 🫢🏿

10.12.2024 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Haven’t really been in the Christmas spirit this year and then it finally dawned on me… maybe it’s because i haven’t seen the REAL Queen of Christmas this year πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸŽ„

10.12.2024 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But what she do to get blurred out 🀣🀣

06.12.2024 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mood:

06.12.2024 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gumbo turned out good.. I’ll save you a bowl!!

05.12.2024 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Boudin in your pocket or you just happy to see me?? #BayouClassic2024

01.12.2024 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bayou Classic 2024

01.12.2024 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my!!

30.11.2024 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok!!

30.11.2024 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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