Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
I have to be frustratingly, doggedly ecological with my intuition, or nothing makes sense, and I am unprepared for the next week when the unstable status quo is swapped out for a brand new one. The Western world is melting too fast to be a ground for building thoughts on
I guess we can say now that he may have been checking for his own name in there.
invader zim BUT WITH SWEARS!!!
Commission for @rainboroad.bsky.social
Republicans have ceded their constitutional authority over tariffs to Trump voluntarily. They could have ended it at any time. They could end it now. Trump is not on the ballot this Nov, but they are. The only way to stop this daily tariff drama and insanity is to vote them out.
a lot of people think jeremy piven faked his mercury poisoning as an excuse to get out of a broadway revival he didn't want to do but i always found it plausible because eating sushi twice a day is exactly what i'd do if i had Entourage money
me in 2016 wanted to be hot and straight so bad
barack obama's woke brother (prob killed way fewer people)
Incredibly funny to read Hunter’s latest screed for the regime and then remember when he tore his quad in May 2001 and came back in January 2002 looking like an even bigger Mark McGwire bsky.app/profile/timm...
will is right, ICE and the entire trump administration is acting aggressive in hopes that it will silence opposition into submission and it’s important to not give them that. what’s happening in minneapolis will sadly come for us and we need to be ready
oh twitch is so fucking over
#stocks
hope you enjoyed the sowing, bitch bsky.app/profile/star...
Pfff, that's just an illusion caused by her hair framing and her shirt blending into the background masking where her shoulders start
If you want a true neck, you gotta post the OG
Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say https://theonion.com/report-that-was-very-stupid-thing-to-say-1819579593/
Shoulda just tried the 87 yard field goal imo
if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more
i don’t think that curt cignetti is a good coach
"up, up, and away!" don't be surprised to see some of your favorite comic book characters make the leap to the silver screen
(punt is blocked)
Al Michaels: Oh ... and the Broncos will get great field position ...
(go-ahead TD with zeroes)
Al Michaels: And it's caught ... game over ...
(player spontaneously combusts)
AM: Some ... unusual activity on the field here ...
(the universe ends)
AM: ... not sure what's going on
"Gets past one defender....and another...aannnd another"
(The touchdown run in Last Boy Scout when he shoots the defender) would you look at that.
[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
more and more teams around the league are starting to use the “tush push”
i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game
