godDAMN this is hot as fuck
daddy's little photobomber
On this Fat Ass Friday, enjoy some slow motion shaking and jiggling
Do horizontal stripes also accentuate belly measurements?
I'm literally getting fatter by the day
Fuck I just love this color πππ on me
It's hot watching you struggle
Just thought I looked kinda fat here
Sooooooo sensitive in all the best ways
mike tyson: Go fuck yourself
I got my ear lobes redone 10 minutes before this
They were painful. It was about 5 seconds of intense pain for me. You should do it. I feel sore but accomplished.
Yeah that tracks
Honey you ARE the table
Your reply kills me π€£
My brother and dad call it that and I hate it
When it came out the other side my scream literally jumped an octave
Ok that fucking hurt. Yeowww
My reporting hell at work is over, so I'm going to treat myself (not just food) after I get out today. There will be pics. π
I may or may not have had a crush on Uncle Stinky
I used to think the same until I realized what I hated was actually miracle whip
Posting these for no particular reason ππ
Been trying my hand at video editing. Here is a small clip of something I put on OF yesterday.
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I'm at the tire shop watching Kings of BBQ featuring Cedric the Entertainer and Anthony Anderson. Cedric is 6 years older than Anthony but looks at least 10 years younger.
Fat really is the fountain of youth.
Goddamn you're hot as fuck
that actually looks delicious π
Let's do it!!
Got to try out a couple goodies I bought for myself.
Also, when did my side moobs start sticking out so much?! Is that where the last 10 lbs have gone???
Looking sexy there
Chocolate syrup takes care of the taste. You might cut it with half and half to make it a little less thick.