I have discovered my favorite Umamusume app store review genre, which is people being shocked and dismayed that a gacha game based on horse racing is luck-based
04.08.2025 11:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@welcometaco.bsky.social
30/it/its/ ΘΔ / 18+ The little gelfling prince. Content will be mainly based on The Dark Crystal, Fallen London, Rain World, transformation, and general furry shenanigans. I do not take commissions.
I have discovered my favorite Umamusume app store review genre, which is people being shocked and dismayed that a gacha game based on horse racing is luck-based
04.08.2025 11:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hearts: These are bitemarks from Mr. Cards...And you smell like Mr. Cards...Hmm, hmm~ I'll have to cover these up with my own fangs. Games, stammering: Of course, Mr. Hearts! I told Cards that...um ...If I want.... To have children that...that I want it to be with you...
Serving any one Master of the Bazaar is tricky enough,so when your employer loans you out to another, it gets more so. Luckily for Games, Hearts will share to an extent, if it's permitted to apply scent and bite marks when it comes home.
04.08.2025 01:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I draw characters transforming into animals/furries/critters/etc! Anthropomorphic objects aren't really within my interest sphere
04.08.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She's da giant rat dat makes all of da rules
04.08.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The wheatley mouse drawings are just what if Cave was like Caroline
Caroline check this this out
Robot mouse
Wheatley: Did you know that (lore dumping about something, he's wrong about it all) Mouse brain: Data transfer 90%, + Dopamine + Dopamine + Dopamine Wheatley mouse humping on the TFee from the last drawing
Don't worry he's got that handbook, he can give it to u
03.08.2025 01:22 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wheatley: Don't worry, you won't need that outdated portal gun when we're done! Wheatley stands on a console with a warning label, an audience stand-in character looks nervous. Wheatley activates the machine, turning them into a mouse.
This did not give you the superpowers he was anticipating
03.08.2025 01:08 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Wheatley mouse being held in a hand, enthusiastically petting it. He has a boner.
He's a robot mouse so you can squeeze him or throw him at the wall like he's filled w milk and he'll be fine
03.08.2025 00:49 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Left: I dreamed I was, was in, nothing. Then I was something too light, that moved too fast. Soft fur and warm leather, rose petal ears fluttering to catch wingbeats. Someone flew by and sung the light into the world, and my form into it, clinging to a tree. (A microbat styled Curator watches a flying fox Curator singing echoes into the dreamscape, causing a burst of aurora-like light. Right: It spoke in light. And I spoke back in noises. (batty chittering) It smelled like whiskey and honey and dry tobacco. And in the light was love. (The bat nervously edges back as the flying fox, revealed to be Cards, approaches curiously)
Weird to think that one day Cards is just gonna be a Wholeass Master and not just the lil half-tf'd bat goofball
02.08.2025 01:23 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Ooooh. Remember when you picked me up? Five seconds ago! Ohhhhh, that was amaaaazing! Do it again, pick me up again!" Mouse chassis Wheatley leaning on a small ledge, trembling in post-nut bliss.
While my direction for glados was 'in another life she smoked 5,000 packs of cigarettes and works at a diner' my direction for Wheatley was "bro they're never gonna bump you up to management"
01.08.2025 13:56 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0GLADOS but she's a RAT "Oh. Hi. How are you holding up? Because I'M A POTATO." She gestures angrily to her rat body with her hologram arms. Posing with hands on hips "This is the part where he kills us." Glados is held in a hand, looking bored.
what if she was a rat
01.08.2025 09:19 — 👍 39 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0Cards having just cum in a human who lays underneath it. Cards is huffing and imagining it got them pregnant while holding onto a wire with its wings. The human strokes Cards belly during the afterglow.
Cards is very much Not Monogamous At All, and is primarily attracted to other Curators. However, if someone seems to be angling to become a Curator, Cards will be more than happy to provide some hands-on experience with dealing with the giant bats.
01.08.2025 04:41 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Various doodles of Jen Quilava -Gengar having just pulled out after cream-pie'ing it -Dick succ -Held up by hips to be fucked -Plapped from behind
Been too artblocked lately, sorry for not turning much out recently but have some badger plaps
01.08.2025 04:17 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Doc mounted on Games, Games is squeaking and blushing and drooling. Doc looks stoic but has a slight blush.
It's so nice that her office has a cockwarmer available
01.08.2025 03:02 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jensang looks in a box, trying to find its mail
Still lookin' for an alternative to Neospring since that got the axe, poked at Strawpage but that is the least navigable and most spamton coded website of all time
01.08.2025 02:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry that the theme of the art is all over the place lately
It's summer time and that means my mental health is about as stable as a pyramid of m&ms
Beastars x Umamusume crossover would be the most insane thing, actually
31.07.2025 03:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jensang skinning a rabbit, steadying it with one hand on the leg while pulling the skin down with the other hand.
cw for hard gore , skinning
More Beastars AU
Special Week: What's wrong, Gold Ship? Golshi: Mejiro McQueen (censored) my grandma. Spe: Aww, Mejiro McQueen isn't real! Spe: Gold Ship? Mejiro McQueen: kachow
kachow
31.07.2025 01:55 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Thought of an idea and was like hmmm...which bat...
And was like no Mr. Stones would definitely just kill you and steal your boat
UI trying to look coy while straightening their robes, which they're cumming through. Aun looks irritated that they broke off the intimacy to take a call.
No this was totally a good time for you to call hahaha no I'm toooootally working on the big problem haha yeah I'm working so hard you're interrupting my work you should like, hang up-
30.07.2025 01:10 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0More like Yannot
29.07.2025 12:26 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Top: "Veils gave me this hat. We were good friends....You can't have this hat, but we'll find you a hat. Everyone should have a hat." Cards rests its tophat on its pregnant tummy. Bottom Left: "They said it'd be ok, but...If it starts flooding, knock twice." Cards getting into the bathtub. Bottom right: "Ah...I'm gettin' sleepy. Wish I could sleep upside down but me feet ain't right yet. Let's have a good nap. Love you, baby." Cards lays down, wrapping its wings around its belly.
Pregnant Cards trying to find a way to sleep that works better, hanging off a grid in an aquarium. As its pup will hoard fish, an aquarium was needed.
Games, before its bat tf, using a vibrator on preggy Cards, who is biting a pillow with delight. Games thinks,"It's clenching so hard I can't move the buzzer..."
Cards rubbing its belly in response to the pup flapping about. "Trying to fly on out, eh?"
Mr. Cards preg posting
Me looking at giant evil space bat tyrants like yes, I'll have ten children with each of them
I am feeling bat pregnant yearn strongly today
maybe more bat art soon
Cookie, she/her or it/its Companion Pony, helps nervous racers adjust to track life Cookie is a grulla shetland ponytaur with long hair and round glasses. There's an image of her with her hair pinned up to show her heart eyes. It runs alongside a student, both holding one end of a guide rope. It's wearing a pink service animal outfit. "You didn't startle when the fanfare played! You're doing so well!" Hidss in the hair like a blanket
Umataur for friend Len! Cookie is a companion pony, helping nervous racers adjust to track life and easing their anxieties. It's very dedicated to the job!
29.07.2025 01:22 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I like Sakura Bakushin O but I'm not a fan of her campaign, I don't get why the player character is such an ass about her not wanting to sprint but turns around to Bourbon like it's so cool that you don't wanna sprint
28.07.2025 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A shaggy, scruffy Shetland Pony taur. It's got long, shaggy hair, over which are big round glasses
(wip)
Don't tell Fuji that LenUma is a shetland pony
Been rotating a Horse for friend Len
I flagged it sexually explicit, so it's funny that it also got flagged as merely suggestive
27.07.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ig w the state of things I should be glad that a half human half bat getting fingerblasted from both ends is only suggestive
27.07.2025 01:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Theres a boob
27.07.2025 01:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0