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I've watched a couple MI movies
Lots of action.
I enjoyed the time wasted.

Then again, I thought Pokemon 2000 was a pretty good movie, too.

He said "quit smoking coffee"

Sinatra
Bryan Adams
Penn & Teller

Doctor: do you smoke or drink coffee
Me: I drink it you fuckwad

criss cross

first, they came for the geniuses & i did not speak out bc,… duh

You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Do my spices next

You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Calm on down!
You're the next contestant on the crisis is right.

I wanna meet the man who coined the term analgesic...
but I don't want to shake his hand.

'tis that season : )

I go to the optometrist when I'm stinking shit-faced and get a new prescription.

Then I'll have drunk glasses and sober glasses.
Beer goggles, of a sort.

Show up to the party in one pair, leave wearing the other.

Not often... Maybe 3 or 4 times a year... I'll be at a big party, or maybe a scotch tasting and I want to try them all
and I get a little over the top drunk.

and that can sometimes affect my vision.
So. Here's the plan

A friend came up with "Democratic Darwinism: The Origins of Specious" to describe why centrists play it safe - and I had to share.

You're at Timothy Dalton Bond.
I need you at George Lazenby Bond

It's not "warm" beer.
It's "room temperature".

There's a big difference.

I grew up with a Siamese.
Very talkative.
a chatty catty, if you will.
He probably talked to me more than I to him.

I am color blind, so Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, and Jennifer Aniston all look like Jennifer Grey to me.

still calling it 'the pandemic' as if there was only ever one.

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I know the budget is tight.
but I'm not talking about rib eye and lobster tails...

just pointing out that even the primo, name-brand ramen noodles are basically dirt cheap.

Might be blueberries in there, too?

Sounds appealing.

until you realize that in six months there will be a week with 2 Mondays to make up for it

I didn't ask if you smoked.
I really don't care.
or if your favorite aunt died of cancer.

I just asked if you had a lighter.
Simple yes or no will suffice.

was watching a video of what I thought was a Caribbean hog farmer but it was just an islander filming Americans getting off of a cruise ship for their visit

Silence of the Wombs

They fill them with diarrhea. probably.

That costume is far from the most offensive thing in this video