I've been pacing around in a suit for an hour.
but I think "we're" almost ready to go.
almost.
Q: how many countries have country music radio stations?
A: how many countries have rednecks?
Might change my username to "Invalid Handle!"
we're still a long way from 2008's high of $147/ barrel oil.
guess if your entire country hasn't been blown up it's the price at the pump that seems like a crisis.
I'm not even trying to give a fuck about it.
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yeah, but it's gluten free rice
I'm in the mood for something lavish
Promiscuous suggest the existence of amateurmiscuos. and that seems more like me.
You call it a tie.
I may knot.
A unicorn in a dating profile means a couple looking for a third. I learned this the hardest way possible.
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your fart has the unmistakable stench of a quarter pounder with cheese.
You should be allowed to add alt text to regular text for people who don’t get references and stuff.
Cloudy Urine With a Chance of Meatballs
Uncombs your honey
Domestic goose chase
I've been listening to quite a bit of country music lately
and I've gotta say, it is not growing on me.
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Floop is a mad man.
Save us. Save us.
Shadow boxing
but it's just me slaving away in the back corner of a dimly lit amazon warehouse.
Maybe in Misfits? From Here to Eternity
welcome to Zorgon
Everyone has to believe in something.
I believe I'll get another corny tee shirt
embrace that breezy feeling!
Yeah. Before pants there was just the one thing for your legs.
Call it a kilt. or skirt. dress. sarong. toga. robe... whatever.
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The Era of Worsts
Lumberjack shop: "how 'bout this weather?"
