โIf this offends you, maybe you NEED to be offended!โ-comedian during an impromptu set at a childโs funeral.
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The religious sect that believes only those with moisturized skin will enter the kingdom of heaven are known as jojobaโs witnesses
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Dr. Oz is on the record stating that uninsured people donโt have the right to health but he would propose 15 minute screenings for them in a โfestival-like settingโ
I would love for him to remember that during the French Revolution, guillotine executions were held in a โfestival-like settingโ
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This shit needs to be leaked posthaste
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Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:
Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
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Itโs shitty but strategic and I get it.
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Comedian, actor, writer, musician and pretty great in the kitchen. My new solo show "MotherL*ver" is coming soon to a town near you. Check out my albums on Apple Music and Spotify! You can find out all about me here: https://linktr.ee/dereksheen
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I have a music blog at https://omahabuzz.substack.com , I sell physical music for a living. I E-bike, walk, love exploring and eating food that is horrible for me. Omaha, Nebraska
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Historian. Author. Professor. Budding Curmudgeon. I study the contrast between image and reality in America, especially in politics.
Comedian- Chicago IL
Featured in NPR Illinois and host of KPAO's Dungeon of Aksarben
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