Evil Cylon

Evil Cylon

@evilcylon.bsky.social

Yes, THAT Evil Cylon. I'm hunting BEANZ.

264 Followers 162 Following 2,469 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 days ago

I have a stake-puller that will probably work.

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3 days ago
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Oh cool, so that worked.

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1 week ago
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I converted because I felt the warmth of God during Mass. Others convert because they're brain-damaged. Go figure.

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1 week ago
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I met him once, 7 years ago. It's not an act: he's really that nuts. He was promoting a book he allegedly wrote at some little home improvement convention in Pasadena. He had a space in someone else's booth.

I was afraid to get my picture taken with him, so I took it at a safe distance (30m).

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1 week ago
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So Garey Busey is apparently still alive, which I had forgotten, so that's nice.

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3 weeks ago

Follow-up: I have a tree that planted itself in my backyard, likely due to a squirrel that may or may not be @docdeezwhat.bsky.social having stolen some loquats from a neighbor's tree, eaten them, and dropped/pooped the seeds into a corner of my backyard.

But I have a machete and a spade.

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3 weeks ago
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Well this looks promising.

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3 weeks ago

You have to admit that it's a pretty safe place to park a car.

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3 weeks ago

Holly berries??

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3 weeks ago
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Oh my God where do I find this dashboard maneki neko??? WANT.

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1 month ago

Serious question: why does literally every bag of microwave popcorn say "DO NOT USE YOUR MICROWAVE'S POPCORN SETTING" on it, and every microwave has a Popcorn button?

Can't someone find another use for that button? It seems like an awful waste. Can I heat up some brisket on the popcorn setting?

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1 month ago
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New coffee shop opened on Lambert, sounds kind of mediocre.

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1 month ago

Oh I forgot to add the little footnote for the asterisk.

*Many stiff and sticky socks

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1 month ago

Oh come on, this is a real banger.

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1 month ago
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I kept expecting him to say "Stwike him, centuwion, very wuffwy!"

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1 month ago

I probably spent most of the morning making this picture. No idea why, except for the fact that I finished season 2 of Fallout and Macaulay Culkin's role in this season inspired me.

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1 month ago

Well Garcia definitely found the most flattering picture of Miller, at least.

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1 month ago
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I also have a somewhat acceptable pic Garcia to use.

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1 month ago
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Stanley Kubrick's final masterpiece: Melania

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1 month ago
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Spotted at a rest stop along the 395.

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1 month ago

She has become a CHONK πŸ˜‚ ❀️❀️

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1 month ago
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Woo, that 7:15pm Friday showing is hot hot hot. I guess the GOP decided against political ticket stuffing in La Habra.

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that La Habra is 60% Latino.

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1 month ago
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"Melania" Movie Spurs Republican Club Buyouts of Theaters in Red Areas: Bakersfield, California GOP Group Can't Even Give Them Away - Showbiz411 You know by now that few people have bought tickets to see Melania Trump’s documentary β€” infomercial β€” when it arrives on Friday. Sales are sparse, to say the least. So the Republican party has been b...

HAHAHA I was right! That is freaking funny!
www.showbiz411.com/2026/01/25/m...

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1 month ago
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Local theater in a VERY red area. Very strange that the first two showings are sold out except for the front, yet the third show is completely opening.

My guess is the local GOP is funneling political donations into bulk ticket purchases to boost Melanie's numbers, in order to please Der FΓΌrtzer.

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2 months ago

I didn't even know he was on TV anymore.

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2 months ago

Also, I did not enjoy The Hangover. There's probably something wrong with me.

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2 months ago

I have a confession to make: I have never actually enjoyed watching any Jay and Silent Bob movies. I've watched a bunch, but I kinda just sat there staring blankly. Like, I get why it's supposed to be funny/entertaining, but for some reason they never entertain me.

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2 months ago

That "A" is up for debate. Especially with the face biting.

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2 months ago

He looks a bit big for that highchair. And hairy. "where are your parents little... Uhhh... Little?"

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2 months ago

It's not even a "this was the first version I liked" because I heard the Wallflowers version before I was ever interested in David Bowie, and the Wallflowers version is good, but it's not the best.

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