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i don't think that shohei ohtani is a good baseball player

MY WIFE BROUGHT HOME A COOKIE FROM MY FAVORITE BAKERY! SHE STOPPED BY ON HER WAY HOME AND PICKED UP A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE JUST FOR ME!

i have decided to count out playoff patrick

he like me

man with no pants standing before beautiful night sky with a hovering machine on either side of him machines have smiling faces

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i am so back

You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

i don't trust this guy 4 some reason..........

got lifeweaver on mystery heroes and accidentally life-gripped someone into sig ult

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Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To South

spill

when someone else gets play off of your grav

omg heyyy

TOS scene. We're in a SPOOOOOKY dank dungeon. Kirk and Bones (heh, bones, like a skeleton amiright) are chained to a concrete block wall, arms raised. They're in uniform and looking at a skeleton to their left, also chained up to the same wall. Closed caption reads, "You were saying something about trick or treat."

henry kissinger died surrounded by loved ones who watched him pass on peacefully, & you still believe in karma???

that was in my room like how did you even uncover it

ok alyssa

i honestly fear this app will not stay peaceful for long

like this app literally looks better .