Mikey 🇨🇦

Didn’t the jade egg fall out of me at Sobeys

Thinking about the cum of a man.

Mary Cosby is television.

Big guy

I should stockpile a bunch of gainer content on Thanksgiving and piece it out over the year.

But turkey makes me sleepy.

Every Canadian has been liking every post featuring “daaaaaa Yankees lose” for days.

The doctor is in the BIG house.

ALWAYS an amazing day when news of a housewife’s arrest hits

Birthday in a blender with Walking On Air and This Is How We Do.

Wood is a Prism-era Katy Perry song.

Mary Cosby judging the quality of the photocopies is very funny.

LISA BARLOW WITH A GUN!!!!!!!

Angie K should get a daytime Emmy.

John Barlow is a great example of hot because tall.

Every single RHOSLC tagline slaps.

I’m watching an American Bravo feed tonight and ELLIE KEMPER IS STILL IN COMMERCIALS DOWN THERE?! Canada hasn’t seen her mug since that knock off Home Alone movie that came out during the pandemic.

I understand it’s a bastardization of justice but I hope Martha Stewart somehow has to testify against Comey. Honestly let Hillary lead the thing she probably could prosecute.

it’s wild that we effectively don’t have a federal government

just updating the list of male prostitute jobs:
- bartender (obviously)
- best buy
- barista
- cell phone store or repair kiosk
- fitness trainer
- “event staff”
- crowd work comedian (ran thru)
- foot locker
- ski instructor or resort staff
- car dealership employee (sales and service)

Maisie Peters needs a showmance to take off.

BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...

CUFFING SEASON IS HITTING LIKE A TSUNAMI

a heavy man’s full body weight?! directly on top of me? where are you a heavy man’s full body weight directly on top of me!!??

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

>5 minutes into the real housewives of salt lake city premiere and feel like lois griffin putting a cigarette out on her arm. it’s nice to have your jaw hit the floor and instead of something uniquely horrible it’s angie k honking the horn of a camper and revealing she has a class a license.

Late-Night Hosts Stand With Jimmy Kimmel and Free Speech Late-night hosts like Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert are standing with Jimmy Kimmel amid his show’s suspension. They’re exercising their right to free speech their way, a.k.a. using fart noises during the monologue.

Late-night hosts like Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert are standing with Jimmy Kimmel amid his show’s suspension. They’re exercising their right to free speech their way, a.k.a. using fart noises during the monologue.

Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

That country is fully cooked.

I can’t imagine living in America currently cause looking at it from the outside is genuinely insane. I’m so sorry to all my American friends and bloomfs.