It’s like a Reform Party broadcast every half hour. There’s no need for news to be on 6 Music at all.

I’d love to see him take that big brain on mastermind

Name: Peter Dow
Occupation: Scientist on behalf of humanity
Specialist Subject: The child bearing hips of Condoleeza Rice

His ear is looking great

Celtic great Murdo MacLeod's Dumbarton Q and A disaster | The Celtic Star This may go down as one of the dullest interviews of all time

Murdo MacLeods Dumbarton interview is a classic of the genre

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Seeing quite a lot of these feel good stories now 🙂

Take the money out of it and they’d be on Jeremy Kyle

I spent far too long finding new ways to spell Phil McGuires name

…Peter Ball

Wonder what names the palace scored out before settling on Mountbatten

Not sure that’s going to help lads

He won’t remember but he did mention while campaigning for the job, that he’d end the war in a day

1. A senile child rapist hostile fascist takeover of the US
2. Environmental meltdown
3. The rise of the far right in the UK
4. Accidentally seeing Mhairi Black on River City while channel flicking

If you made a list of everything that’s wrong with politics, Mhairi Black trying her hand at acting would be fairly near the bottom

Is this one of those hobbit things?

The Labour Party will die and folk will still be on here discussing how they just need to improve the messaging on their progressive policies.

Trying to look nonchalant while answering questions on the OC. What a tadger

Glad someone’s saying it. The replies to this are an absolute skip fire

If only she was ever in a position to do something about it

They’ve been gash since Road to the World Cup ‘98

He wouldn’t last two seconds in the Renton

132kv PL16 angle tower 👌

He doesn’t have that long left in him

These twats need to realise the ‘Great’ in Great Britain refers to its size, not how magic the place is

There’s no amount of money in the world that would let me embarrass myself like that

What is wrong with these people? 😂

It’s reached the stage where it’s more embarrassing to still be on the show

He’s blootered

I know a guy in Dumbarton who went to Blackpool once and didn’t enjoy it. It’s the only time he’s ever left the town. In his 60s

They’re clearly stupid, wired to the moon and dangerous but it’s often overlooked how boring anti vaxxers are

Are you suggesting he didn’t windmill his way through the Witton Lane End aged 6?

Sir Boyd Tunnock is a bible thumping mason who takes a dim view on anyone who isn’t