the popeyes 5-piece blackened chicken tenders combo with mashed potatoes & a biscuit is 51 grams of protein btw.
things keep happening (derogatory)!
their loss
spooning leftover compote onto cake scraps for breakfast
using my fake nails as a shoe horn so I don’t have to untie my gym shoes.
called a health insurance company to get quotes & could tell the guy felt so bad for me lmao
if this is your third or fourth time seeing these, get over it!
I could contribute nothing but verbal head nods, “oh gosh,” “how neat,” & “yeah for sure” & this man would think we’re getting along so well just sh**t me at this point.
I love the NFL team called the Detroit Lions.
heating pad, soft blanket, raspberry leaf tea, & 500 mg of ibuprofen.
I don’t want to go to the gym I want to work on my fragrance spreadsheet.
we’re recharging together
if you, as a man, approach me in the gym & I smell like deep fried onion rings from the county fair that’s your punishment & frankly, more than you deserve.
I think a hot pastrami sandwich could fix me right now.
Told my father about the AG pick & he pulled out the fattest joint I’ve ever seen & went nonverbal.
please i don’t want to yearn anymore i want to experience.
why am i, as a hot brunette woman, doing my own yard work?
he’s just a guy
