Real Life Actual Bird - COMMS OPEN!!

Ohhhhh that makes way more sense… as a kid I always thought he said “this is a whole-good, sir”, like it was somehow a health food he was eating or something and I never got what the joke was supposed to be

Verbatim, a corporeal anthropomorphic antivirus, stands cutely, pointing at the screen. He says, with clickable dialogue windows, "It is now safe to turn off the computer. Goodnight. Sleep tight. "Please send an error-report in the event of any bed-bugs." Verbatim is a bit tricky to describe. He's got an abstract shape for a face, but he looks vaguely like a dog with large, porygon-like eyeballs, one on both sides of his face, with a big dumb, featureless snout in the middle. He's got two triangles for "cheek tufts" and two vaguely ear-shaped wedges sticking out of his head. His head floats above his torso without a neck. Verbatim appears to be wearing a sort of bodysuit and a jacket, but it's all seamless enough that's it's kinda just his body. Like, you can look in the neck-hole of his jacket and there's nothing in there at all, implying he's hollow. But he's not hollow. He's full of love. Also he has digitigrade feet with three cute lil toesies on each foot. They're drawn really simple though, which likely disappoints anyone actually Into that sort've thing. My apologies

Verbatim stands with a battle-ready stance, body jagged and angular. One of his arms is converted into a gatling gun. He looks somewhat aimlessly with his one visible, large eye. "Please update to the latest version of your OS. Remaining on unsupported systems may result in security breaches. "It is unwise to hold on to the past, in the event it is exploited against you by malicious actors." There's cool black stripes on the side of his legs and arms. You can see more clearly that his jacket is a cropped waist-jacket vest-thing of sorts, with an X insignia over the center. Underneath is just more bodysuit. He's got a funny pointed snout, more visible here since his head is turned in profile-view.

Verbatim hovers elegantly over a panel on the floor, interfacing with a weapons menu with one hand with the other as his gun-arm, at the ready. Icons above Verbatim indicate his Battle Programs, various weapons he has loaded in cache. Text above them read, "Cstmzing..." while the icons depict the gatling gun, a sword, a wide sword, and a long...er sword. Verbatim looks neutrally at the viewer. A dialogue box for Verbatim reads, "Combat Routine: "Compiled. >Run." He's also doodled holding an Actual Short-Barrel Revolver, furrowing his brows sharply, with text reading, "Custom Gauge FULL. Patience Gauge EMPTY." In the top right, he's doodled again, this time using an attack where he uses some Telekinesis type nonsense to lift and shoot off the ground in front of him, like an earth bender. Everything here is reminiscent of Mega Man Battle Network because Verbatim was literally a fan-net navi I made when my age was in the single digits. He's just an oc now though

Verbatim, the world's strangest antivirus dog, beloved (2021-2022)

Titled: "VERBATIM'S HOT TIP OF THE wait" Whereas Verbatim, with noticeably more shiny and cute eyes than usual, looks up and asks, "am i cute y/n" He looks a bit more furbait than usual here, with shapely hips and thighs. Not like, Twitter-Furry proportions, but there's definitely something there, if only in the gesture if nothing else. He's clutching his head with his hands, covering up his face slightly as he peeks just over his snout. I think he looks cute, personally

Verbatim hovers, gesturing with one hand like the pointing up emoji, but otherwise doing nothing. He's got a cool wavy gesture to his body here.

Verbatim, doing various dance poses, referenced from Kakyoin from JJBA: Heritage for the Future. There are five poses total, involving Verbatim stanced up, and gesturing his arms and hips at various, odd angles. You'll have to take my word that he looks really swag

Dr. Thomas Livingston, Verbatim's creator and friend, attempts to free Verbatim from his current predicament; Verbatim's snout is lodged firmly into a cup. Thomas is a white wolf with a labcoat, black goggles, spiky fur, and wavy hair. He's on his knees, attempting to remove the cup from Verbatim's face, while Verbatim is slouched over with his arms hanging, looking down at the cup on his nose. "why are you doing this "why are you like this "is there something i can do to help" Thomas asks. "cup" Verbatim replies. Thomas has a cute fur-mustache, just thought i should mention

dog made of shapes. there's something wrong about him (2021 - 2022)

yt-dlp is some bull shit

Morgan (of the Devil) #SketchThread #myart

made a ref sheet

naming her Pompom (very original)

with the power of claude bluesky's coders have more free time to publicly post on main about how much contempt they hold for their own userbase and circlejerk each other and post about how they're laughing, actually anytime any of them is being criticized for literally anything

commission for @avsatr.bsky.social !
#myart #commission #enf

commission for @xlewdprincessx.bsky.social and @the-coool-gay57.bsky.social !
#myart #commission #docking #impregnation

commission for @venport.bsky.social !
#myart #commission #cumflation

commission for @captainfoof.bsky.social !
#myart #commission

HUBBA HUBBA

(Dec. 2024)

Shyama getting werewire'd
commission for: @cakebattergoat.bsky.social

Green N64 at night in the grass all lit up And a TV with the Mario 64 stretch face

One Must Fall 2026

what the FUCK?? holy shit! this is so extensive!!!
the absolute amount of features already is crazy!!

Just in case this post gets deleted by big corp.

THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-03-04)

had a thought

yes i know king neptune only has 4 fingers in the show but shhhh

The accursed Ganon has burnt my finger

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

this one is not scrapped

Another one done

Milkies

A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔

She got a job.

#bimbofication