Ragnarok Lobster

Ragnarok Lobster

@eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social

Now I am become sarcasm, destroyer of worlds. Cogito ergo sumbitch ipso facto vis a vis hold deez.

18,909 Followers 621 Following 11,095 Posts Joined Aug 2023
6 hours ago

Hey how!

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6 hours ago

Watching "Indecent Proposal" and I just got to the part where Woody Harrelson's character realizes he done fucked up and it only serves him right because WTF dude YOU'RE MARRIED TO DEMI MOORE

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6 hours ago

JD Vance disagrees with JD Vance's decision to urge Trump to attack Iran.

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7 hours ago

Turns out South Africans think America is the actual shithole country.

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7 hours ago
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7 hours ago
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Hegseth ignored military officials when he slashed offices that limit risk to civilians The Defense secretary’s decision to cut offices that mitigate civilian harm faces renewed attention as the Pentagon investigates a strike that killed hundreds of Iranian children.

EXCLUSIVE: Military leaders warned Hegseth not to gut the offices that limit risk to civilians. He ignored them.

The decision faces renewed attention as the Pentagon investigates a strike on an Iranian girls’ school that killed hundreds of children.

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1 day ago
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Real genocide of Hindus in Bangladesh but you all will be crickets

Spare me your fake outrage and fake morality

We already know you have no morals just rage bait

www.instagram.com/reel/DSpyTKd...

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9 hours ago

Got a lot of political consultants urging people to primary incumbent Democrats - not because they expect them to win, they're doing it so they can personally profit from the political challenges.

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10 hours ago

This buffoon has absolutely no idea what a democratic free press is.

"The sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better"
"Patriotic press"

www.c-span.org/program/news...

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10 hours ago
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Kamala Harris
Jan 2020

🫤

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10 hours ago

LOL

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11 hours ago

Are people saying Jews and Zionists this and that because they can’t spell Netanyahu? Because I would be damned if I catch a stray over Trump the way Jews are catching strays here over Netanyahu.

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22 hours ago

It’s not statecraft. It’s not strategy. It’s just an impulsive senile ignoramus acting of his moronic beliefs & Repubs letting him do it.

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10 hours ago
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This Trump Judicial Nominee Has a Pretty Alarming Twitter History Rarely has an aspiring Trump judge auditioned this publicly, or with this many hashtags.

Trump nominating a woman who tweets about voter fraud conspiracy theories and openly sympathizes with January 6 rioters makes me think that we are, at most, six months away from him making a judge out of someone who was personally at the Capitol on January 6

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10 hours ago

Did the people who created "Starfleet Academy" pitch this as "Dawson's Creek In Space?" because it comes off as way too WB at times. Just way too much time spent on their dating problems and not enough on actual learning to be Starfleet officers.

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10 hours ago

The big question is can Kevin O'Connell convince Kyler Murray to study his damn playbook

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10 hours ago

The voters in Jimm Clyburn's district are the ones who decide whether he returns for another term,. not some loud and wrong white woman who doesn't live there.

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10 hours ago

Fuck you.

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J6er, MAGA nut-job and Florida Senate candidate Jake Lang caught in a sting trying to hook up with a 15 year old girl.

It’s always the ones you suspect the most.

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12 hours ago

I'd bet the main reason was because Gen. Lloyd Austin formed it.

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15 hours ago

Kristi Noem passes the baton to the Secretary of Labor.

"Only the best people."

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13 hours ago

10. The Russians are not only helping the Iranians kill Americans, but they are also helping reduce the supply of oil, which raises the price of oil, which pressures Trump to ease oil sanctions, which enriches the Russians, which rewards them for helping Iran kill Americans.

Right?

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13 hours ago

LOL. The first rule of Bluesky is that you can't criticize a Republican without also criticizing a Democrat -- even better if you can criticize three Democrats!

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15 hours ago

Us too.

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13 hours ago

Tang the Conqueror also appears to be proud of using the Iran war as an excuse to lift sanction on Russia so his bestie Putin can continue financing his ongoing war with Ukraine.

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13 hours ago

“He appeared to be triggered by media reporting on the rising costs of the conflict, as well as the ongoing deflection over America’s involvement in the strike on Shajarah Tayyebeh girls’ elementary school …The strike, using a Tomahawk missile, killed at least 175 people, mainly children.”

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14 hours ago
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U.S. Army just admitted that the supposed drone thieves at Fort Campbell "had authorized access to the military installation and the building."

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17 hours ago

and then we start
learning about 4 drones stolen from Fort Campbell in TN(?) in Nov of 2025- briefly reported on locally like “it’s being investigated” & $5 THOUSAND dollar reward for the thieves who STOLE BOMBS from a U.S. military base

now the story is back out

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18 hours ago

i’ll admit I didn’t foresee him bombing california

my naïveté

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