Ragnarok Lobster

Glad to be able to read your posts over here.

The Cleveland Browns just traded Joe Flacco to the Cincinnati Bengals, which means Shadeur Sanders is now the #2 QB behind starting QB Dylan Gabriel. 🤔

Go on, use a word like "looptid" I dare ya

a man wearing a grey hoodie is smiling and says ya dig ALT: a man wearing a grey hoodie is smiling and says ya dig

If you want to know why things will never change in this country it boils down to this: It would requite white people to admit that they are the fucking problem & judging by the way you all are freaking out now it pretty much confirms you're incapable of doing that.

A shutdown is bad and hurts people but it’s good because we can fire people—whoops we’re not gonna do that, it’s the democrats causing them pain, but also fuck some of those people specifically and I, the good guy here, will be the author of more pain for them.

Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

Was Trump sitting in the oval office forcing the prime minister of Canada to endure him ranting about how has to save America from "transgender for everybody"

The Speaker of The United States House of Representatives stands before a microphone and states there's "new legal analysis" he learned from a headline saying they don't have to pay furloughed government employees because he doesn't want to admit its some shit Trump just made up yesterday.

I am following this debut, and I don’t know anyone who can explain why an opinion journalist has been chosen as Editor-in-Chief. Did we need more opinion at CBS?

tl;dr: The US is treating Europe as its main adversary

I don't think they watch any news that isn't fed to them via social media

The Liz Lemon of Fascist Apologism, ladies and gentlemen

Scoop: White House memo says furloughed federal workers aren't entitled to backpay A move to deny backpay to up to 750,000 furloughed workers would dramatically escalate Trump's pressure on Democrats to end the shutdown.

SCOOP: Furloughed federal workers aren't guaranteed compensation for their forced time off during the government shutdown, according to a draft White House memo described to Axios by three sources.

Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

Backatcha, kid

This is great. The absurdity of this moment captured. Make it go viral.

A Budget truck with about five armed men seen inside. It's dark out and the taillights are lit. The photo is attributed to KT O'Loughin.

Going back to that raid on the South Shore apartment building. It hasn't gotten much focus that the goons reportedly traveled the same way Patriot Front does: in UHauls.

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this is a very very big story because of the apparently totally fake story ICE/DHS put out about what happened.

Speaker Johnson REFUSES to swear Adelita Grijalva in because he knows she’ll be the last signature we need to force a vote to release the Epstein files.

Swear her in. Release the files!

Yeah at least the NFL allows teams to do local broadcasts of Monday/Thursday games.

Kinda dumb to call 2 consecutive timeouts when you could've just let the play clock run out.

Then stumbled into the end zone at 2 miles per hour.

4'10"?

That's it. Calling Stephen Miller "Peewee Vermin" from now on.

Wait, this racist fucknugget is only 4'10"?????

Jesus Jacksonville Christ.

I'm sure the NATO countries never considered they'd have to article five a fellow member for declaring war on itself.

Robin Williams' daughter Zelda nailed the AI craze in a way I never imagined.

Indigenous Nations Plan Tariff-Free Trade Corridor Across US-Canada border “We’re not begging for crumbs anymore. We’re demanding what’s rightly ours."

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Regardless of who your favorite team is, you have to admit the first five weeks of the 2025 NFL season have been wild.

The problem (at least in IL) is not that we have a feckless governor or mayor unwilling "to stand up to Trump." The problem is that over 80 years+ we the people have ceded vast powers to the Fed govt for good and necessary reasons and then, last November, we gave all those powers to Donald Trump.