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Hey if you ever want to watch an old action movie, I'd recommend Demolition Man.

No particularly relevant reasons why, I assure you. :)

I WILL FIGHT FOR MY RIGHT TO ENJOY INSANE NSFW MONSTERFUCKER NON PURITANICAL ART !!!!

YOU WILL PRY IT FROM MY COLD CLAMMY SLIGHTLY ANEMIC GOONETTE HANDS

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If Iron Man was a woman, would she now be called Fe-male?

ScottyWritesStuff Creative Writer. Huge Nerd. Weapons Grade Dumbass

Hey everybody! Just letting you all know that after years (I think?) of neglect, I have finally updated my old scottywritesstuff.carrd.co commission sheet.

One of the major changes? The business e-mail link now actually works! I hope you'll consider doing business with me!

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#Fuckcensorship

Imagine if ordering food had a gacha mechanic.

Like you order UberEats but you don't get to pick what the order is or from where. Imagine hoping for double pepperoni large Pizza Hut pizza and then getting that gross vegetarian roll thing from McDonalds.

When I die, I hope I'm significant enough in history to make it in an Epic Rap Battle video.

Total porn ban proposed by Michigan lawmakers Some states have moved to require age verification to ensure only adults are watching porn, but no states have outright banned the viewing of pornographic material.

📢 IMPORTANT CENSORSHIP NEWS 📢
Michigan lawmakers are proposing a total porn ban.

The "Anticorruption of Public Morals Act," would prohibit the distribution of "real, animated, digitally generated, written, or auditory" depictions of sexual acts.

www.fox2detroit.com/news/total-p...

I made this account like a year ago and then completely forgot about it.

So hi, I'm back! My name's Scotty and I write stuff. Primarily scripts for audios and ASMR's and I'm not shy about doing NSFW stuff either!

Very smol druid.

You know what I never understood about Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

If no one's ever seen going in or coming out from the factory, how did Wonka distribute his candy and stay in business?

Three images where a chicken is doing a crossover dribble on a piece of road.

Why?

Passing the torch
#Awaria

Oh, and Pinky.

Aw nah, that's an SCP.

Me with Restless Leg Syndrome unable to relate. 😭

Whaaaat? Metal Gear having an major Anti-War message woven in it's intricate (and often incredibly confusing) storyline?

No waaaay!

Do it, you won't!

Also damn I really gotta give this thing a thorough clean.

NUH UH!

One whole hour for a nickel?

Man, you really don't realize how hard inflation hit you till you look at old comics.

rewatched D&D last night.

When I see the tryhard OSR types whinge about how this was too fun to be REAL D&D, as someone who grew up playing it in that supposedly hard mode era?

I feel a swell of pity that they never learned to relax & have fun.

We HAVE a serious D&D film. The LotR trilogy. Noobs

Every fucking time...

Never forget.

Just in general. Seriously. Remembering stuff is really hard since the second something becomes a memory, it becomes an unreliable source of information. The average human brain has never been very good at holding an accurate recounting of events.

Hey Shitass!

You're doing great!