Liam

If I had to guess, party pies are why Aussie men suck dick so well. When you’re trying to shove one in your mouth, but it’s still a bit too hot, you’ve gotta do it without burning your lips or tongue… and that’s why we’re so good with our mouths

And if he chooses to modify or remove things, that should be respected too. The people that called for literally cutting my dick off because I chose to get circumcised can get in the bin

You’re preaching to the choir. All cis AMAB men should love their dicks. And attraction is about the man, not what’s between his legs (but that never hurts)

“Grass is always greener” is a real statement here. I got it done at 21, so had a sex life prior. You’re not missing out, but you’re also not wrong for wanting to experience it

When I chose to have it done, I kept a blog about it. Some of that crew grabbed a hold of it and there was an entire thread on some forum about how I “don’t deserve a dick” and what they’d do to me

All for being a consenting adult making a decision

Yeah I don’t subscribe to that nonsense. Nobody should be made to feel shame over something they had no control over. Nobody should be made to feel lesser. The “intactivist” crowd is fucking ruthless

People who choose to physically change their bodies to be more in line with how they’d like to perceive themselves are top fucking tier. Whether that’s circumcision or transitioning

For me it was circumcision, and I’m happy I did it - it’s been 15 years

Yeah don’t get me wrong; I only support this kinda thing when it’s consensually informed choice (or medically necessary)

I made this video for a guy with a medical issue, but sometimes body modification can just be a fetish

Okay this is some real niche content but if you’re uncut and thinking about joining #teamcut this video is for you

#circumcision #teamhelmet #cutaussie #circumcised

I’d be on my knees so fast it’d break the sound barrier

They’ve basically just told me “hey we suck”

He can be two things

I understand Apple Music Replay or Spotify Wrapped… but why do I need my “CloudFlare Year in Review”

Gonna brag about how many DNS queries my domains had? Get real

In that case, ResMed over in Surry Hills can sort you out
27 Cooper St, you can just walk in

If you want to trial one and haven’t had a sleep study, go direct to ResMed (not a reseller), they’re $35/wk to hire (which is what I’m doing) assuming you’re in Australia

I see two good boys in this video (but this is adorable)

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Dear Tim Apple, why does “open in [app]” lead to the App Store even when you have said app installed

Night one was shit but they take a bit of getting used to I guess

When burying a dead body, make sure to plant some endangered natives on top, so it’s illegal to dig up

When he stealths you in a club darkroom

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In your hole, your hair, your clothing
Let’s just say, he hit it all
Every little drop however small
Proves he didn’t aim at all

Just had to call the RFS info line because my whole house smells like smoke the the point my eyes are burning

How’s your midnight

I’ve listened to the Wicked soundtrack enough now to know that Ariana Grande is a flute with feelings

Her whistle tones are otherworldly

I’m not making Wicked my entire personality, you are

Who am I kidding, no I’m not. Leaning into my chaotic gay bard era hard and you’re all along for the ride

I’m sorry for who I am as a person

When he stealths you in a club darkroom

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In your hole, your hair, your clothing
Let’s just say, he hit it all
Every little drop however small
Proves he didn’t aim at all

Someone talking about their special interest is like crack to me. I may not take it all in, but please, share something you care about. I’ll listen.

Feels like this would be a lot of your humour

Seven of Nine coded insults that you probably shouldn’t say at work, unless HR has already given up on you

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Yeah