and chupacabra, please🥹

well… that terrible incident gave us this pic, so i’d call that a win😍

aaaand that’s why we live in the pnw🤗😂

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i… think i had the same vision

in my senior year of high school i was out sick for a couple of days, missed the recruiters coming to the school. when i was back the next week, the recruiters came back and during lunch called out my name until they found me, only to hand me recruitment brochures😒 the us sucks donkey dick.

legs go up when the cock comes out😈

bred✅ busted a nut✅

a good #sundaycumday indeed

i know you sniffed your screen😏

#fcf

i have plenty to grab on to😏

#twt

i should be napping but there are too many things to do🥲

#mcm

love a fellow opossum-lover😍😍

truly😭

new hat

i really love opossums🥹

🙋🏻

i forgot what happens after three margaritas

“2026 is the year of the horse”

the horse:

impatiently waiting for @halstongray.bsky.social to figure out where he wants to go for brunch😒

time to self on a rainy day means a vodka soda or two in a dimly lit bar

i do remember reading that in the fine print😏

nope, surprise breeding by @halstongray.bsky.social got the best of him🙈

think this can wait the 18 more minutes i have of work?

#fcf

show me your uber driver

hiding out in the bathroom stall because I shouldn’t be working on a bank holiday🤗

#mcm

867-3509

and kick them nasty thoughts. baby got back

alright, here comes 33 spankings…

oh! and the bush😏

wake up and smell the roses

#fcf

🕳️ craving pole

#humpday

oooops😏