i forgot what happens after three margaritas

“2026 is the year of the horse”

the horse:

impatiently waiting for @halstongray.bsky.social to figure out where he wants to go for brunch😒

time to self on a rainy day means a vodka soda or two in a dimly lit bar

i do remember reading that in the fine print😏

nope, surprise breeding by @halstongray.bsky.social got the best of him🙈

think this can wait the 18 more minutes i have of work?

#fcf

show me your uber driver

hiding out in the bathroom stall because I shouldn’t be working on a bank holiday🤗

#mcm

867-3509

and kick them nasty thoughts. baby got back

alright, here comes 33 spankings…

oh! and the bush😏

wake up and smell the roses

#fcf

🕳️ craving pole

#humpday

oooops😏

now i can focus😮‍💨

happiest of birthdays to my handsome, supportive, and loving partner @halstongray.bsky.social 🎉🎂🥳

i love you❤️

can’t, and won’t, say no to a donut

old fashioned #4 says, “hey handsome”

fold in the cheese😭😭

off to spend some time with some loved ones🥰

also, fuck ice🖕🏻

w/ @halstongray.bsky.social

*man walks past*

💦💦

bustin a nut at work for 4k💦💦

Al Bacha on Capitol Hill, my fave Mediterranean spot😋😋

release the tighty whities!!

#twt

it was🥰

am i a good boy? the jury’s still out.

replaying skyrim🙈

switch, socks, and soft cock. a perfect saturday.

#scs