Jack Swansey

Jack Swansey

@jackswansey.bsky.social

The world’s leading anthropological authority on NASCAR (by default). I once broke traction in a Citroën Ami and I’ve been chasing that high ever since. I also lost on Jeopardy!

259 Followers 336 Following 882 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 month ago

I was thinking about the RESTAURANT

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2 months ago
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GYMKHANUKKAH YouTube video by mbricolage

In honor of the first night of the Festival of Lights, I’d love to share with you all something that I made almost A DECADE?!?! ago:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnb7...

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3 months ago

I should not still have to be thinking about upcoming Formula 1 races. It's December.

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3 months ago
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Coming soon…

#PROJECT67

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4 months ago

Just like to point out that in my three seasons of NASCAR 25, my crew chiefs have been two Jacks and a John.

Things must get pretty confusing around the fictional shop

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6 months ago

Plan for tonight: drink rum, listen to a podcast about Point Break, watch Point Break.

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6 months ago

Love to see some love for Mexico and Montreal!

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6 months ago

I THINK that Ford should call its police package "Crown Victoria." Gimme an "Explorer Crown Victoria." Nothing means anything any more but I still want to call cop cars Crown Vics.

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6 months ago

Connor Zilisch making the Xfinity Series look like F1

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6 months ago
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2005 subaru wrx sti for sale by owner - Long Beach, CA - craigslist Hello, I’m selling my 2005 Saab 92X rally pig edition turbo, 5 speed manual transmission, 119.000 original Miles, same like Subaru STI, all wheel drive, runs and drives great, fully loaded, power...

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Someone buy this so I'm not tempted. And please let me drive it

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6 months ago

Oh dammit am I going to lose even more of my sugar eating abilities

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6 months ago

It buffed out! We celebrate the little victories

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6 months ago

Dammit I scraped the Acura’s rear bumper on a curb

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6 months ago

Someone get that man a Tuborg

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6 months ago

…Hans Christian Rasmussen?

That Danish MF

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6 months ago

He then missed my exit on the 134, and when I called him on it, said “this is a shortcut” and promptly followed the GPS back onto the same highway, drove back one exit, and got off

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6 months ago

Every so often I think about my most memorable Uber experience: when the driver went on a long rant about “political correctness” that ended with him saying, “they couldn’t remake Dukes of Hazzard today, they’d have to make one of them GAY”

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6 months ago

Tense last couple laps there in the Swansey-Lopez household

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6 months ago

The boys!!!

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6 months ago

“It’s not just about him being his grandson” uhh… you sure about that?

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6 months ago

Good for him

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6 months ago

Oh yeah, Harrison Burton won this race *last year*

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6 months ago

Shoe is on the other foot this year watching the cutoff race with Ashley (Bowman fan)

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6 months ago
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6 months ago

“It’s been a great year for Ty Dillon”

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6 months ago

Oh don’t worry, I’m constantly imagining alternate histories for Bill Davis Racing

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6 months ago

Oh so this is just like Toyota joining Trucks in ‘04 then

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6 months ago

Bill Davis Racing-coded

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6 months ago

1. Retire
2. Win at two levels anyway
3. Neither of them counted for different reasons
4. Win at no levels

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6 months ago

Honorable mention to the Jag

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