Someone made an old tweet of mine into a meme and I’m kind of obsessed, honestly 🥹

WTF is this fever dream?!?!

Kind of Tupelo…

"Ricin? I don't even like rice.” 🤣

If you think you know what’s going to happen next, you don’t.
I promise you, you don’t.

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

"I love the poorly educated,” says the Orange Asshole.

Experienced a school swatting today: A hoax threat resulting in a lockdown. As a teacher, my job is hard enough. This is bullshit.

It’s not the bird?

Chances of getting murdered…?

Idk because he’s looking for a… relationship?

Oh really?

I regret to inform that the youths on TikTok are calling Jeff Goldblum "the Rizzler of Oz"

Earlier I went through my sister's kitchen junk drawer.
If anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95, hit me up.

dance

This ~ 💯%

My other popular opinion is that in-app purchases fucked mobile gaming.

Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.

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ADHD, checking in.

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