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if you can’t handle me at my “do you think spiderman ejaculates webs?” then you don’t deserve me at all

so. i don’t dislike the episodes (did hate this one lowkey) but they’re like. not rlly black mirror. the space one and the documentary one are good but like. idk. documentary one feels much more traditional black mirror. the first episode is fine. i didn’t love it. selma hayek is great tho so idk

the mazey day episode makes 0 sense at all

i would be too

damnnn

what the actual fuck is black mirror anymore 😭

this is my MPG but it’s a fuel car. i luv her

feels transphobic to me

handsome!

reached the “this would be good to take to work for lunch” stage of my adulthood

pikachu was very excited so i feel better about it

finally got to tell a small argentinian child “le voy a decir a messi q te estás portando mal”

When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here

i still have some steam games i haven’t claimed if anyone wants. i’ll confirm which once i’m home but i’ll give it to u for free

back on american soil (mixed feelings)

leo is here 🙏🫡

that’s kinda sweet

that’s kinda sweet

no DMs on here is weird so if u want one of my other socials feel free to ask

NYT comic about trans people’s names

hi saoirse

water feels bad

miau miau hi guys

i do this thats crazy