lodi

always loved seeing trump dance because it looks like he’s jerking off 2 cocks. anyways back to work

opening up bluesky to get spread open ass in one tab and full detailed drawing of feet in another

i hated my job so much

you’re not horny you yearn for the mines

i still think this is an awesome idea

extremely awesoms business hack:
have a rewards system for employees that they can exchange points in for days off or extra pay on some shifts.

where is the fighting game side of bluesky i need to get with my people

if u come into a subway 30 minutes before they close there is like a 50% chance they will hate you and then themselves.

i’m part of the 50%

back to work in 3 hours i love making sandwiches

sometimes i wish i was in a world where crazy shit happened. i wanna wield a wand and chant shit to make a beam of energy appear like that would be so cool

the world would be so much better if we settled disputes with like magic battles. election? i wanna see the 2 candidates duel with their knowledge of spells and show the world who is really the best candidate.

i don’t think i’ll ever experience a moment like i did with breakcore/dnb where i just felt otherworldly listening to it for the first time

what is my obsession with the phrase no longer

best part about bluesky? no brand accounts. they can’t torment me no longer either

elon will no longer keep me captive