morgan

I was yelling at everyone to cover their mouths when they coughed 😅

me yelling “wash your hands” at the opening gilded age scene

Someone forgot to take down this webpage:

www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

stay safe friends

welp

@dieworkwear.bsky.social help us help this man

someone with more followers than me needs to tag the menswear guy

I did not expect Portland to be so good this season with Wilson, Weaver, Müller, Payne, and (now) Hanks out

oh I didn’t realize she was a FA! But yeah they’re very short on cb depth

I don’t understand why Seattle traded away its starting cbs and only picked up one who, while very good, is a rookie

cascadia showing it takes real hate to produce a banger

did she get megged???

of course it was fishlock

jfc

😩 I hope you have electrolytes, maybe someone waving a palm frond?

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

132° does seem kind of high

they’d be ahead with GD

thank god

I’ve never thought I’d be rooting for Portland but here we are

well the result was good for them and the defending was good, I just meant the game was not a fun watch for a rivalry

tbf I do think there is something brewing with dc and gotham and that was just a poop game

the real rivalry game being the best, I am shocked

it’s unfair that she has robbed us of using unwell

I thought maybe there was a second pun I didn’t understand

emeri is so adorable

me too, when the broadcast started I was like why are they starting from the beginning??

oh they did, fotmob must’ve been wrong

I’m surprised they didn’t delay kickoff

tie-valry week strikes again