Parea Simone

It's only five days until Simone's birthday, and we're celebrating with a big Q&A session 🧠💜! Drop your comments, questions, or complaints below to have them read on-stream this Saturday!

The problem with trying to commit to a social media regimen is that like any other regimen, you'll find any reason to put off doing it. I know I just cleaned Simone's lab two days ago, but is it REALLY clean? I'd better redo the entire process just to be sure.

I do apologize for not being on socials as often as we really should be. Simone and I are a bit timid when it comes to talking with folks, but there's only one way to overcome that, so expect to see us wriggling out way into your comments soon!

Sad announcement: due to personal matters, I'll unfortunately have to put a freeze on livestreaming for the coming weeks. Don't worry, though, we'll be much more active on social media- and have a few surprises in store when we get back!

It's been one day and I already despise Silksong's bosses. At some point, I can't help but think I have permanent skill issues.

It's been a difficult fight, but guess who snagged access to Silksong? THESE TWO! Join us right now for the first steps into this new Hollow Knight adventure!

Slight delay on tonight's stream while we refill our spicy chip and soda supply. BRB!

YouTube video by Parea Simone Amon Sucks at Host Bodies

Our newest short is live! There's nothing I love more than insulting a bad host body. I could also go after Amon's tentacle game, but there's no need to rub salt in the wound, right? youtube.com/shorts/7JZ3f...

This is normally the time of week where I'd show off all the different games we're playing, but.... let's be honest, we all know it's Hollow Knight, all week, every day. Starting at 7 PM every night, it's more Hollow Knight, including SILKSONG... when it comes out, of course.

My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠
My Vtuber design is good, the algorithm is just mean 💜🧠

YouTube video by Parea Simone Mystery Parasite Theater 2000: Reading Signs is FUN!

Our second short riff is finally LIVE! Come learn about the fun of signs, and why it's important to know when a guy really wants yo to stay off his lawn. Because OH MY GOD, that guy wants you off his lawn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5a...

There's a new flavor of Baja Blast out there... they call it Midnight. Sounds great, but I do regret waiting until midnight for the full experience. Hard to sleep on a sugar high.

Two old games and one new one are this week's highlights, followed by a new riff on Sunday! Save me a seat... unless they're all taken.

WE PLAYING GOO-GOO BABIES TONIGHT?

YouTube video by Parea Simone Parea's House of Pie and Snails #vtuber #shorts

Come on down to Parea's House of Pie and Snails- where we sell those two things and nothing else! Think we can get it funded on Shark Tank? Those are some brains I'd love to pick~💜🧠

youtube.com/shorts/I1f1l...

I judge visits to the stir-fry buffet by how hot my mouth is burning at the end. This time, it felt like I were gargling sulfuric acid. So, it's a solid 8/10!

New week, new schedule! Making up for yesterday's emergency flee with AOE2 tonight, then another bout of food trucking, and... a surprise mystery thing?! 💜🧠

Tonight's stream had to prematurely end due to an important family call. We'll pick it back up tomorrow!

A late schedule is STILL A SCHEDLE! Prepare for voyages to the stars and back in time, and a welcome return to the food truck!

We've been a little less active on here due to business matters, but it's time to fix that. Expect more tentacles in your ears very soon!

....I just realized how awkward that sounds.

Art by the incredible skeb.jp/@87Mitsu4 !

"Nothing says 'Evil Scientist' like a like a very low crop top. Trust me, I'm a professional~"💜🧠 #vsky

Heh... see something that caught your attention? Our eyes are up here, you know..."
#envtber #vtuber #vsky #parasart

I've heard of beach bunnies. Glad to know this is what they meant.

Okay, so we got a LITTLE addicted to the horse game. Big deal. Now get scheduled for our next streams already!

Look for the tuna! It's the popular thing, so it'll probably spit you out somewhere good.

Render unto Caesar THAT SHOULDER PAD. I've gotta find me a head that cool-looking.

Be careful about the little doors at the end of the belt. If you crawl through the little door at the end, you'll gain access to the Sushi Dimension. Would not recommend, it's a little fishy in there.

Happy anniversary! Hope it's out of this world!

DID YOU KNOW SKEB WAS A THING? I didn't until now. I always knew there was a reason I named Simone's credit card 'Poor Decision Enabler'.