Eddie Brock & Venom 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

[🕷] Jesus, what the fuck...

|| I don't want to be negative and it breaks my heart that someone thought this was an appropriate response to me blocking them...

|| I blocked him on this account based on what I saw here, and then... he raped my Harley account.

'Eddie! That woman with the small robots! We fought her once!'
"What?"
'Not US us.'

Rob really said "Never Gonna Stop Me" from hanging with them.

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'It's time we remind people who we are. We are Venom, the Lethal Protector!'

"Hey."

"Hi."

'We will protect spiders!'

Venom looks horrified and actually sad.
'I...am sorry. I can't make right what happened, but I can help things here. We're Avengers.'

'What are we like where you're from?'

'Eddie! We are getting better at talking to people!'
"Yeah, I'm happy for you, pal."

"Didn't think this through, did you, pal?"
'I did not.'

'We are Venom!'

'We haven't had the chance to speak, I'm afraid. Allow us to make up for that!'

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'Ohayo, Spider!'

'He speaks the language of gods.'

'Eddie. Another Spider. They're multiplying!'

'It's pretentious!'

'Blonde Blazer. What kind of name is that?'

(who is naviclenek0 .woke.cat) let me know, bc something is going to be done about them.

//Hello.

I am in the process of having actions done against two abusers I've had to deal with for months.

What did they do you ask? Make false pedo and pedo supporter accusations against me and ppl I follow.

If you know anything about Dami (who is kryptthekangahog) and Navi +

'Anything we can help with?"

'We are just doing our thing.'

'No harm done.'

'I was being sympathetic.'

'Aww...'

'Oh, shit.'

'Osho says, "When you love someone, you accept the whole person, with all of their defects". No one is perfect, Vi.'
"Venom's trying to be a counselor, I guess."
'I accept Eddie for all of his faults.'