Owning the libs by taking a couple of photos in a Tesla showroom while pretending to buy multiple cars.
Little dude hasn’t figured out yet that he’s going too.
Welp, big day in batshit crazy, roadkill bear eating, brain worm having cabinet hearings today.
I hope no one is expecting to get a cheap cup of coffee in the near future. Twenty-five percent to start and to 50% next week.
But electing him was about lowering grocery prices, right?
Welp, it’s gonna be like Mad Men at The Pentagon because there’s no way this motherfucker is giving up the bottle.
Trump demanded their sacrifice.
Unless we hopped in a Time Machine and landed in 475AD it’s a Nazi Salute. There ain’t no fucking Romans in 2025.
“Wish You Were Here” and it’s my favorite Floyd song even if you include Comfortably Numb.
Wish You Were Here
Can someone in NY primary this guy if he’s not going to step aside for the next generation and let someone actually fucking lead?
No grace to Nazis. I’d have thought that the ADL and I would have been on the same page in that regard.
Girl, he literally supports the AfD in Germany. They seem to be about as Nazi as you get without actually adopting the party’s name.
The problem with Democrats is that they still think they can use legislative procedures and public pressure to control Trump and extract something of value when the stars align and desired outcomes overlap. See Bernie saying he’ll work with Trump on capping credit card interest at 10%
He’s become a brand and he clearly thought the benefits of performing outweighed the liabilities.
3/3
You can’t be a sellout if you never bought into a greater cause or worldview to begin with. It’s not like he’s Chuck D or Zach de la Rocha.
In many ways he’s like Trump in that he’s ultimately a pitchman and the product has always been himself.
2/3
I’ve been trying to summon some outrage over Snoop Dogg playing Trump’s inauguration but I couldn’t muster any. On review it wasn’t surprising. His entire oeuvre has been party songs and making $$$.
1/3
I'm officially a homeowner again. Feels weird.
Lately I watch Zuckerberg, Bezos, Tim Cook, and others making inauguration donations or cozying up to Trump and I vacillate between thinking it's because they know he's susceptible to flattery or they believe he won't relinquish power willingly in four years. And then some times I settle on:
TikTok discourse right now:
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If you have no human junior engineers, and no human mid-level engineers how do you get senior engineers? How do you get someone, anyone, to review the code and debug it if you've literally ripped out the base from your workforce's pyramid?
Snow dog.
California has long been a donor state that sends more taxes to the federal government than it receives back. It's one of the least federally dependent states in the country.
They changed that law in 2020. Incarcerated firefighters can now ask that their records be expunged after release so they can pursue EMT certification and become civilian firefighters.
I was going to make a joke about Trump saying to Obama: "Would you look at Melania? For some reason she decided to dress like Hester Prynn. Crazy, right?"
But then I realized you'd have to believe Trump read The Scarlett Letter at some point for the joke to work and we all know that never happened.