Harry Vanderspeigle

* Harry composed a paragraph describing what he was doing; a paragraph aimed at depicting the mundane in such a manner as to make it seem extraordinary. To this end, he flavored the paragraph with a liberal peppering of spicy descriptors and similes, delivered via a Third Person POV.

That is what 𝙎𝙃𝙀 said. 😆

😆 Hehehehe.
“Come in a box.”

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Human languages can be tricky. For example, the word “Great” also means “The state of being horrible.”

It is like how the word “Bad” also means “The state of being outstanding.” Like in that in that song by Michael Jackson.

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Human males are easily influenced by their hormones. This is a weakness.
You should never just listen to your balls. They’re nuts.
#residentalien

sehr toll

#residentalien #saratomko #alantudyk

Make sure that you are doing it right

A gulf exists between humanity and my species.
Perhaps my child can help us Bridget. #residentalien

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Shopping day.
On to the next Target.

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