I spent the night at John Singleton’s house cause he was dating my older sister. He used to come hang on my grandma’s porch to chat with her.
I met the Director of Hustle and Flow cause he came to my brother’s graduation party
I spent the night at John Singleton’s house cause he was dating my older sister. He used to come hang on my grandma’s porch to chat with her.
I met the Director of Hustle and Flow cause he came to my brother’s graduation party
I think we should just go ahead and formally abolish the Senate, because this current thing where they don't do their jobs but draw a paycheck isn't really working for me
04.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 1207 🔁 308 💬 1 📌 5The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s GOP started a group chat for conservative students — and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"
05.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 3096 🔁 1486 💬 159 📌 298The shit that gets this app moving is fucking hilarious, especially because it don't be any clarifying questions involved just straight active imagination and choosing your own adventure.
05.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 14 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 5When kids were forced back into in person schooling back in 2020 i ended up supporting and coaching a bunch of high schoolers regarding protesting the lack of protections that were provided, which ended with Hillary Clinton recogizing and reaching out to one of the suspended students.
05.03.2026 03:29 — 👍 38 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
i would rather you just steal out the store???
now Jaylen gotta find himself stuck between a rock & a hard place next Friday night because Danny Glover came thru and emptied the fishbowl on campus????
you need your tax-paying ass BEAT.
Step back from the trees!
05.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
BREAKING: The House just passed SB 5855, Sen. Valdez's bill to bar law enforcement from wearing face coverings.
I look forward to signing it once it reaches my desk.
Y’all want me to get yall some condoms from the Law Center?
I got a student id.
“I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun…”
05.03.2026 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0The ongoing Black Brit BAFTA reaction continues to be funny because apparently we are in a better position to push back because we have all this history and culture to draw on in America that they dont have in the UK
05.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 2White Horse is heroin, white pony is cocaine......however they're interchangeable... I learned this from D.A.R.E.
26.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 30 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 6
Exactly this!
It’s gotta be all hands on deck for Ossoff in GA!
And yes…I’m already planning GOTV mail shenanigans 🙌🏾
BREAKING: The U.S. government must refund all tariffs charged under President Donald Trump's now struck-down IEEPA tariff regime, regardless of whether they filed a suit at the U.S. Court of International Trade seeking a refund, a CIT judge ordered Wednesday. www.law360.com/artic...
04.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 859 🔁 282 💬 30 📌 73My thing is, so what if it is because of a tax refund? That’s your money!
04.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 37 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0
They couldn’t shut up
about Benghazi
But they didn’t bother to evacuate Americans
from the region
before starting a
literal war with Iran
And now
the US Embassy
In Israel
Told Americans
“You’re on your own”
Me, a Hawks fan, upon witnessing the Charlotte Hornets become an absolute juggernaut midseason and out of nowhere.
05.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Don’t worry. We about to send Everton Blair or Dr. Jasmine Clark in his place 🙌🏾
05.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Butter song is my personal favorite
05.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First he gathered Gingrich
Now he referencing Warren G Harding???
He cooking
He dropped the "Teapot Dome Scandal" as a reference...I know those folks had all types of confusion on their faces.... I hope they Googled it.
04.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 16 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 1SHE A CHRISTEN LADY
05.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.
04.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 4273 🔁 561 💬 33 📌 16There’s an entire series that’s worth the 10 minutes
05.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Caroline
A) all the guys would say she’s mighty fine
B)
🙄 The mayor treats his many employees well and doesn't throw them cheap a$$ pizza parties.
There, I fixed it.
They gotta find SOMETHING. They will twist whatever they can to do so.
04.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
You’re beaaautifullll
Each moment spent with yew is simply wonderfulllllll