Beware the Ides of Mac

Like damn

That’s crazy

Y’all be easy!

And then Jess doesn’t work so she only needs gas every once in awhile ✋🏾🤚🏾

So my modem

That I just got five months ago, mind you

Is out. Done. Kaput.

They are sending me a new one tomorrow but are only giving me a $10 credit.

I will have EarthLink out here installing next week

I downloaded the whole album lmao I’m at work vibing

God the summer sweat is the WORST. Just sweating under my damn belly 😭

Rooting for you to hit that goal.

Me in my electric car

It’s FINALLY hitting you? Damn you’re DENSE!

I think I looked at what people said about me on Reddit like three years ago and made an executive decision to never do that again. But man I’m tempted today

REAL ONES KNOW

———> Trees | Forest

It’s crazy they hadn’t figured this out yet. Screaming about it but ignoring everything else

I feel you. I got the gains I want but I need to tone and get this gut down. I want to take my shirt off this summer 😭

Lmaooo that’s what I’m trying to say. If you LIKE the soreness then the journey is working. You’re on the way

<Michelle Obama>: "Maybe we should put healthy things like veggies in our school lunch?"

<Republicans>: "EXORCISE THE DEMONS THAT ARE ROTTING OUR SOULS"

<Voting Americans>: "Sigh. They're all the same."

It means it’s working

The cover up continues. The White House needs to stop protecting predators and release ALL the files now.

It'll always be beyond me why these men gotta take the family with them. If you wanna go to hell, c'est la vie... but leave the rest out of the groupchat

My fault. You absolutely take that deal if you’re Chicago lmaoooo

a man in a yellow shirt is talking to another man in a white wig . ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is talking to another man in a white wig .

You’d know they gave out free jimmy hats at the clinic when you get tested if you was gettin tested but niggas not getting tested so they don’t know what’s being offered at the testing sites.

Blumenthal: "I have emerged from classified briefings deeply concerned and very fearful that we're on the precipice not only of an escalating conflict that in region, but also putting troops on the ground b/c that is almost inevitably the path the admin has chosen by its current tactical approach"

Honestly she accidentally fell asleep on the couch with half a glass of wine unfinished and her show running

Of COURSE my WiFi has gone out

Same and if that sporting event runs after 10???

I’m nodding off bubba

A photographer broke up with another photographer recently.

They didn’t see each other in the same light.

8pm hit and I just yawn. It’s not fair

Yes.

And I’m playing with my kids.

And I’m in bed by 10

I was very nice back!

I didn’t let my annoyance show via text.

I’ve always looked good (to me)

But the non prescription glasses era was a MISTAKE

90s photos and 00s photos are cool to look back on cause you don’t realize how fashion has changed until you see that level of contrast

This post gives so much warmth. Like the rush of nostalgia. The fits SCREAM 90s and I love it

… with a dash of Duck Head.
Culture. ❤️