Beware the Ides of Mac

I spent the night at John Singleton’s house cause he was dating my older sister. He used to come hang on my grandma’s porch to chat with her.

I met the Director of Hustle and Flow cause he came to my brother’s graduation party

I think we should just go ahead and formally abolish the Senate, because this current thing where they don't do their jobs but draw a paycheck isn't really working for me

‘Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s GOP started a group chat for conservative students — and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"

The shit that gets this app moving is fucking hilarious, especially because it don't be any clarifying questions involved just straight active imagination and choosing your own adventure.

When kids were forced back into in person schooling back in 2020 i ended up supporting and coaching a bunch of high schoolers regarding protesting the lack of protections that were provided, which ended with Hillary Clinton recogizing and reaching out to one of the suspended students.

i would rather you just steal out the store???

now Jaylen gotta find himself stuck between a rock & a hard place next Friday night because Danny Glover came thru and emptied the fishbowl on campus????

you need your tax-paying ass BEAT.

Step back from the trees!

BREAKING: The House just passed SB 5855, Sen. Valdez's bill to bar law enforcement from wearing face coverings.

I look forward to signing it once it reaches my desk.

Y’all want me to get yall some condoms from the Law Center?

I got a student id.

“I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun…”

a man in a white shirt is saying i know that ain t who i think it is ALT: a man in a white shirt is saying i know that ain t who i think it is

The ongoing Black Brit BAFTA reaction continues to be funny because apparently we are in a better position to push back because we have all this history and culture to draw on in America that they dont have in the UK

White Horse is heroin, white pony is cocaine......however they're interchangeable... I learned this from D.A.R.E.

Exactly this!

It’s gotta be all hands on deck for Ossoff in GA!

And yes…I’m already planning GOTV mail shenanigans 🙌🏾

BREAKING: The U.S. government must refund all tariffs charged under President Donald Trump's now struck-down IEEPA tariff regime, regardless of whether they filed a suit at the U.S. Court of International Trade seeking a refund, a CIT judge ordered Wednesday. www.law360.com/artic...

My thing is, so what if it is because of a tax refund? That’s your money!

They couldn’t shut up
about Benghazi

But they didn’t bother to evacuate Americans
from the region

before starting a
literal war with Iran

And now
the US Embassy
In Israel

Told Americans

“You’re on your own”

Me, a Hawks fan, upon witnessing the Charlotte Hornets become an absolute juggernaut midseason and out of nowhere.

Don’t worry. We about to send Everton Blair or Dr. Jasmine Clark in his place 🙌🏾

Butter song is my personal favorite

First he gathered Gingrich

Now he referencing Warren G Harding???

He cooking

He dropped the "Teapot Dome Scandal" as a reference...I know those folks had all types of confusion on their faces.... I hope they Googled it.

SHE A CHRISTEN LADY

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.

this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.

There’s an entire series that’s worth the 10 minutes

Caroline

A) all the guys would say she’s mighty fine

B)

🙄 The mayor treats his many employees well and doesn't throw them cheap a$$ pizza parties.

There, I fixed it.

They gotta find SOMETHING. They will twist whatever they can to do so.

You’re beaaautifullll

Each moment spent with yew is simply wonderfulllllll