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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

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Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works. MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days. Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head. Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.

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US launches military operations in Ecuador — POLITICO The joint military operation with Ecuador targeted what the U.S. called

Is Donald Trump just picking countries out of the phone book now?

apple.news/AUwJw8TmBRvu...

04.03.2026 05:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remember the Bidens and Burisma?
Republicans couldn't let that go.

The double standard is the most outrageous thing.

04.03.2026 05:38 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good to know where my hard-earned tax dollars are going 🙄

04.03.2026 05:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let the cheating begin!

04.03.2026 04:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Republicans are cheaters--every last one of them.

04.03.2026 04:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Vladimir, STOP!"

04.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Expecting Kristi Noem to tell the truth
is like expecting Donald Trump not to cheat at golf.

03.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 52    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

“No. It was my opinion Iran was going to attack first.”

From the same guy who thinks other countries pay tariffs, magnets don't work when they're wet, and windmills cause cancer.

03.03.2026 17:50 — 👍 27    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 1
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And just so we're clear,
President Bone Spurs was one of those who opposed the Vietnam War.

03.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 21    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0
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Boy, he really is trying to distract America from his sex crimes, isn't he.

03.03.2026 17:40 — 👍 13    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

BREAKING:

Guy with a 3rd Grade Vocabulary Says Keir Starmer is no Winston Churchill

03.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Albeit a 'little' one.

03.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Soon you're going to have to start doing these split screens on a minute-to-minute basis instead of a day-to-day basis with this Trump administration.

03.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Who knew child rapists were also such war mongers.

03.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who knew child rapists were also such war mongers.

03.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any. Day. Of. The. Week.

03.03.2026 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wait, did something happen I didn't hear about? 😱

03.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And that 'unique opportunity' was yet another black tie gala at Mar-a-Lago this weekend.

03.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"Are you working for Biden?" 😂

03.03.2026 21:16 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if Donald Trump still calls Rubio 'Little Marco' behind closed doors 🤔

03.03.2026 21:15 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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These moderators are getting a tad persnickety now, don't you think?

03.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Give Trump a break.
Who among us hasn't confused 'winning' and 'losing' 😜

03.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"I'm automatically attracted to bombs. I just start bombing them. It's like a magnet. Just bomb. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can bomb anything."

-- Donald Trump, redux

03.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Shia LeBeouf says 'big gay people' scare him.
Does that mean he's okay with 'little gay people'?

03.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Is Trump just picking countries out of the phone book now?

03.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Shit really is starting to hit the fan.

03.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Welcome to Trump's 'Golden Age of America'

03.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More of this from other Republicans please.

03.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But it's definitely not a cult 🙏 🙄

03.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“No. It was my opinion Iran was going to attack first.”

From the same guy who thinks other countries pay tariffs, magnets don't work when they're wet, and windmills cause cancer.

03.03.2026 17:50 — 👍 27    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 1