@jefferycowlick.bsky.social
Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works. MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days. Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head. Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.
Reality: "Every word of that is untrue."
Exactly to whom was Donald speaking?
"I *can't* read -- I can't prepare..."
(fixed that for him)
Please don't tell that Karoline Leavitt is now working on keeping Lindsey Graham straight.
Only men who hate women treat them like Donald Trump.
Everyone knows that.
"You are an abuser of women - that is the ugly truth and I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around, and uses women for his own power and ego. You are that man. It pains me and embarrasses me to say that, but it is the sad, sad truth."
-- Pete Hegseth's mother
America is STILL the only industrialized nation that doesn't offer its citizens universal health care. THE only one.
NOTHING REGARDING IRAN IS GOING MAGNIFICENTLY
(fixed that for him)
That's precisely why they should be called the Trump Files.
"Hey what's up, Blueskie!"
I was about to say, who's 'WE'?
📌 don't mind me, just pinning this here for no particular reason
I'm not sure Karoline Leavitt realizes anything anymore.
Love the corgis, George.
But get a pit bull if you're running for office against this Trump regime.
Where the fuck were you a year ago? Two years ago? Three years ago?
Ten years ago?
Funny how all these MAGAts find religion once they've left the cult.
PREDICTION:
Trump is going with option B -- retreat in a worse place than we started.
On the plus side, that'll give Trump another war he can 'stop' 🙄
All those cash-strapped Trump voters must be so happy.
It's a cult of stupidity.
USA! USa! Usa! usa. us. u...
💯
"So when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money."
Who's 'we'?
I'm sure this is merely a coincidence.
I'm sure this is merely a coincidence.
Why do I always miss the fun stuff? 😡
It's almost as if Donald Trump bankrupted multiple casinos or something.
I miss the days when smart people ran this country.
I miss the days when smart people ran this country.
It's Donald Trump's war.
It's Donald Trump's economy.
It's Donald Trump's foreign policy.
It's Donald Trump's domestic policy.
It's Donald Trump's health care system.
It's Donald Trump's immigration crackdown.
Don't blame Joe Biden for any of this.
It's Donald Trump's war.
It's Donald Trump's economy.
It's Donald Trump's foreign policy.
It's Donald Trump's domestic policy.
It's Donald Trump's health care system.
It's Donald Trump's immigration crackdown.
Don't blame Joe Biden for any of this.