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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

@jefferycowlick.bsky.social

Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works. MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days. Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head. Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.

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Post image 09.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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OIL IS UP, THE WORLD IS CRASHING - *BECAUSE OF* TRUMP!

(fixed that for him)

09.03.2026 03:40 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The Trumps are laughing at America, aren't they?

09.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Somebody ask Donald Trump to find the Congo and/or Rwanda on a map.

Bet he can't.

09.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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There is no other explanation.

08.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pete Hegseth vows he won't drink 'a drop of alcohol' if confirmed as defense secretary Defense secretary nominee Pete Hegseth said Wednesday he won't drink "a drop of alcohol" if confirmed by the Senate to lead the Pentagon

There is a 💯 chance that Pete Hegseth is drinking again.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

08.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 1

Regarding Iran:

Does Donald Trump also get credit for stopping wars that he's started?

08.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Funny, he doesn't look like a psychopath 🫧

08.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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#Epstein and #Trump are still Trending at #1.

Keep up the good work Bluesky.

08.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because they're THAT fucking stupid.

08.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2026 was the first year we Fell Forward and Sprung Back.

Make a note of it.

08.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2026 was the first year we Fell Forward and Sprung Back.

Make a note of it.

08.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like clockwork.
And not in a good way.

08.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"What If?"

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

08.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

"To play these games" is what the GOP does.
"To play these games" is ALL the GOP does.

08.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The oldie-but-goodie 'weapons of mass destruction' is back, ya'll.

08.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MADE IN CHINA

08.03.2026 18:24 — 👍 52    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 0

"Autonomous Murder System"

That should be the new slogan for this Trump administration.

08.03.2026 18:23 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

#ETTD

08.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Made in China, mind you.

08.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There goes Donald Trump projecting...again.

08.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 429    🔁 121    💬 29    📌 8
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There are many different ways for Trump to call them 'suckers' and 'losers'.

This is one of them.

08.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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There are many different ways for Trump to call them 'suckers' and 'losers'.

This is one of them.

08.03.2026 18:05 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So much gaslighting.
So little time.

08.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can't believe I'm saying this but Lindsey Graham is sexually aroused 🫧

08.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Jake Tapper just explained the 'patriotism' game Republicans play.
Albeit unwittingly.

08.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

We're not going to seriously let dumb people vote anymore, are we?

08.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

'America First' amirite?

08.03.2026 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

"We’re marching through the world." -- Lindsey Graham

'America First' amirite?

08.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who's 'we'?

08.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0