Dan “Cthulhu Had Some Good Ideas” Lark

Weird how every other dipshit liberal I see on Bluesky carrying water for American fascism uses Commonwealth English.

Oh shut the fuck up

It’s literally happening right now.

Illinois State Police — not ICE, not border patrol, not atf.

I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine.

If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog

Every English-language article about the Nobel: "Well-deserved win by brave freedom fighter!"
Every Spanish-language article about the Nobel: "Lmao remember the time she asked Netanyahu to invade Venezuela"

... Maybe. But behind the annoyance of the atheist there is typically much less bigotry, authoritarian tendencies, tax evasion, science denialism, closeted sexuality, etc. October 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM

Hey remember that time an Atheist spent an entire week on here calling for the ethic cleansing and complete elimination of Jews because they said it was the only way to fight Israel?

Atheists refuse to account for the ethno-part of Jewish ethno-religion when they whine about ending all religions.

Why does this look so familiar lol

The people who run Bluesky saw an endless meadow completely strewn with rakes and decided hey, let’s step on every single one

YouTube video by Soulstefan1 Powerman 5000 - Tokyo Vigilante #1

I mean c’mon, this is just so much dumb fun from the days before rap-metal became an annoying cliche

No joke, one of the best shows (not just concerts but shows) I’ve ever been to was these dudes and Limp Bizkit opening for Primus on the Brown Album tour in Lewiston my freshman year of high school.

YouTube video by Soulstefan1 Powerman 5000 - Organizized

This kicks as much ass now as it did in 1997, I don’t care what anyone says

Being mad at Ms Rachel is a pretty good tell that you're just mad that people care about Palestine at all— many such cases actually but in that context these people will die mad because people will always care

Joe Biden lost his bid for president 4 times and was a LAUGHINGSTOCK til Barack needed a moderate racist to cosign him to get to the White House.

And he only got elected because of people’s DESPERATION for “normalcy.” Not his policies.

And if people cant ADMIT THAT then we’re nowhere near

Susan Collins is the chair of the Senate Appropriations Committee, which means she has considerable power to influence the administration but she prefers to mumble weak protestations to the media

Despite all of Susan Collins’s **concerns**, Russ Vought, who she voted to confirm, still went ahead and fired a boatload of hard-working Americans.

Baskin is a movie about how just because you're from weird turkish hell it doesn't mean you can't have a great vibe. Sure we're about to do something unspeakable but hey good to see ya thanks for coming out

“pro-AI” and “anti-misinformation” are mutually exclusive positions, for both platforms and people

Some of my favorite people are retired engineers, but hooboy…every time I go to my department mailbox and see a hand-addressed manila envelope I know I’m about to open a typewritten manifesto on asteroid consciousness or a self-published manual for a WD40-powered time machine

BlueMAGA desperately needs new material. Something based in facts would be nice, but I know you’re as allergic to those as your MAGA Classic counterparts. Love the brown shirt and red armband btw, looks great on you.

I know, I know, calling it “smoked salmon” instead of lox is an instant disqualifier.

Always like an everything with smoked salmon and cream cheese, but if I’m feeling zesty I’ll make myself a jalapeño bagel with cream cheese, a little Old Bay, and shredded cheddar straight from the bag.

Not sure about greatest, but my two favorite love songs by living artists are “Earth Died Screaming” by Tom Waits and “I Wanna Fight Your Father” by the Rubberbandits if that gives an idea of the kind of lyrics I like.

She’s 100% right, I remember an especially egregious article last year that made a point to contrast “Israeli infants and children” with “young Palestinians.” Couldn’t even be arsed to add “people.”

FUCK HIM UP MS RACHEL

I mean come on, back in 2018 she straight up asked Trump and Bibi to invade Venezuela and overthrow their government. This is not someone to be celebrated. Besides, they gave a Nobel Peace Prize to Kissinger. In award terms it’s even less legitimate than a Golden Globe.

Venezuelan woman who begged Trump to bomb her country wins Nobel Peace Prize María Corina Machado has become the first person since Barack Obama to win the Nobel Peace Prize for doing absolutely nothing.

If Venezuelans don’t want to starve, they should simply overthrow their government

If they don’t, they are no more deserving of food than the Palestinians who failed to overthrow Hamas

Anyone who truly believes in democracy believes in collective punishment

Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

A Freddy Kruger toy from the ‘80s, he’s crouching down and holding his shoulder with a distressed look on his face.

Freddy has seen some shit

poor dude still living off that milkshake story 😹

I’ve been into smoked salmon on cinnamon raisin ever since I saw the John Candy movie Delirious on Comedy Central back in the ‘90s.