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Dan K. Lark (the K is for “Keep it moving, nothing to see here”)

@thedanklark.bsky.social

A large, fur-bearing, bipedal mammal from Northern New England. I’ve got nowhere to be and all the time in the world to get there. I’m not looking for a handout, but I’ll never say no to a free meal.

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LEAK: Trump's DC Deployment Order Read the National Guard order sending troops to our nation's capital

DC National Guard deployment order leaked to me. Read it here: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-trump...

12.08.2025 01:22 — 👍 868    🔁 274    💬 39    📌 23

guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

11.08.2025 23:20 — 👍 9108    🔁 1737    💬 204    📌 92

Wait this is even better than just the sandwich.

12.08.2025 00:59 — 👍 178    🔁 37    💬 12    📌 0

biden, mayor bowser, and plenty of centrist pundits share a big chunk of the blame for the DC mess. the nonsense they spread about the DC criminal reform bill a couple of years ago paved the way for what trump is now doing.

12.08.2025 01:12 — 👍 375    🔁 60    💬 9    📌 7

The officer who was struck by the sandwich is in stable condition. The assailant escaped on foot because the other officers simultaneously lunged at the sandwich on the ground, bumping heads and knocking each other out cold

12.08.2025 00:30 — 👍 3608    🔁 477    💬 46    📌 17

She’s jailed at the Stewart Detention Facility in Georgia. “It’s a facility operated by CoreCivic, a private prison contractor.”

“I've worked at CoreCivic for 32 years,” CEO Damon Hininger said during one earnings call this year, “and this is truly one of the most exciting periods of my career.”

12.08.2025 00:35 — 👍 59    🔁 38    💬 1    📌 3

Not nearly enough people are saying “The Palestinians were right all along. We are so sorry.”

12.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 272    🔁 85    💬 3    📌 7
A selfie I took while lounging around at the park yesterday.

A selfie I took while lounging around at the park yesterday.

Pictured: “Steve Buscemi with a bad beard”

11.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they are murdering the people who tell the truth.

11.08.2025 00:26 — 👍 2958    🔁 820    💬 39    📌 7

It’s sort of the same thing when people talk about young men being radicalized by Joe Rogan when the median Rogan listener is 46

11.08.2025 20:38 — 👍 856    🔁 70    💬 11    📌 3

In all honesty, I think the reason people miscalculated the Sydney Sweeney jeans thing is that they assume the people obsessed with her are 18-25 when really it’s 50-70 year old weird wet men

11.08.2025 20:37 — 👍 1777    🔁 162    💬 40    📌 10

before you jump on this soundbite out of context, it’s important to remember pete has a lengthy record of serious and well-thought out policy answers on this and other hot button issues like ice raids. they’re in canada with my girlfriend

11.08.2025 22:23 — 👍 95    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0

The UK is about to ban access to Wikipedia, just remember this bill was originally pitched as a means to protect kids from accessing porn.

11.08.2025 12:32 — 👍 5324    🔁 3577    💬 57    📌 98
In authoritarian China and Cuba you can get an abortion.
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yitzi2.bsky.social @yitzi2.bsky.social • 17h But in free democratic countries you can criticize the government
without retaliation, which is far more important in the long term.
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I want to check something. Can you go to the UK hold up a sign that says "I support Palestine
Action," and then tell me what happens to you. Thanks
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yitzi2.bsky.social
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1. Going to the UK is a hassle.
2. I do not, in fact, support Palestine Action.

In authoritarian China and Cuba you can get an abortion. 40 ①231 O 1.6K ••• yitzi2.bsky.social @yitzi2.bsky.social • 17h But in free democratic countries you can criticize the government without retaliation, which is far more important in the long term. 3 ••• two bears watching stuff @bearswatchingstuff.bsky.social • 16h I want to check something. Can you go to the UK hold up a sign that says "I support Palestine Action," and then tell me what happens to you. Thanks 3 22 .. • yitzi2.bsky.social @yitzi2.bsky.social 1. Going to the UK is a hassle. 2. I do not, in fact, support Palestine Action.

11.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 2057    🔁 239    💬 62    📌 12

The only ones with a right to say “I told you so” are the ones who said continuing to fully support the Palestinian genocide would cost Harris the election. But of course you lot didn’t believe there was a genocide back then, in your minds it didn’t start until January 20, 2025.

11.08.2025 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What coalition was the center-right building in 2024 when they were saying “there is no genocide, Israel has a right to defend itself” and “we don’t need your votes to win”?

11.08.2025 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We were wrong that Harris was a bad and unpopular candidate? I mean, she lost by a huge margin so I’m not sure that’s true.

11.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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11.08.2025 19:52 — 👍 487    🔁 64    💬 20    📌 15

It’s so cool that everyone is just destroying the Internet

11.08.2025 20:50 — 👍 348    🔁 55    💬 3    📌 2

Yeah, her ilk won’t be satisfied with exterminating every Muslim and trans person on the planet. Eventually they’ll start coming for anyone to Richard Nixon’s left, and all the while they’ll insist they’re not already on Trump’s side.

11.08.2025 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m still curious where she got “Steve Buscemi” from. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a fantastic actor and by all accounts a wonderful human being, but you’d be hard-pressed finding a white guy who looks less like him than I do.

11.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Curly Joe clearly got dealt a shitty hand in life and has decided to make it everyone else’s problem instead of putting on her big girl pants for once and learning to act like a human being.

11.08.2025 20:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s classic schoolyard bully shit. Walk in the room, act like a gaping asshole, then cry victim when everyone throws it back in their stupid face.

11.08.2025 20:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Typical of the center-right, you don’t have anything substantive to say so you just hide behind wild, asinine accusations of racism and misogyny. Truly pathetic.

11.08.2025 19:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also, “Steve Buscemi”? Are you having a stroke?

11.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right, so you are ignorantly claiming that Kamala Harris and Sister Souljah are exactly the same. Thanks for being honest. Do you think all Black people are the same?

11.08.2025 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m sure it helps you fit in with the other skinheads.

11.08.2025 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not the one claiming Kamala Harris being pro-genocide is exactly like Bill Clinton scolding Sister Souljah. Of course I’m sure you’ve never heard of Sister Souljah before now.

11.08.2025 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dunno, have you ever applied soap and water below your waist? You have the air of low tide about you.

11.08.2025 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, because making the true statement that Kamala Harris pledged her unyielding support for the Palestinian genocide is exactly like Bill Clinton publicly scolding Sister Souljah. Is the center-right okay?

11.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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