Ray (they/she)

Surround yourself with the kind of people who consider The Princess Bride to be one of the greatest films of all-time.

he couldnt manifest a not-guilty verdict

Goth fem mirror selfie in cargo pants, tank top, with pink hair, and a black leather chain purse

today's mirror selfie brought to you by Macy's

Twilight really came out at the perfect time for people to take it even a little bit seriously. any other generation would have clowned on it so hard

you've seen them. you just cant identify them

Screenshot of focus friend app interface showing floor lamps you can purchase

Focua friend app screenshot showing a tuttifrutti jelly bean in a sensory overload office space

I really appreciate the realism of having the floor lamp plugged into an outlet in my liminal floating isometric home inhabited by a sentient tutti frutti jelly bean
#focusfriend

@hankgreen.bsky.social

younger gen z we need to talk, y2k sucked. everything was ugly and trashy. this shit looks like the feeling of middle school to the elder gen z/younger millenials. why do you want this

if this were the 90s, someone would then break out into a really cringey but endearing rap about it being french toast time

the word "they" appears (as a pronoun, obvs) in the constitution. so that document is just as "made up" I guess

a man is sitting at a desk in front of a computer monitor while a woman stands behind him . Alt: Ron Swanson angrily throwing his computer in the trash

already hate macOS update with a passion. liquid glass is inaccessible and makes my mac look like an iphone from 2010. it reverted my dark mode too, the villain

Weird how closely this map correlates to the Electoral College map. I'm sure it's just a total coincidence.

Im not sure if they will complain with your demands

Ill just be yelling at myself unknowingly until I spiral

Im listening

"you're being hysterical. do you need a midol?"

I think i might just steal "the louder the monkey the smaller the balls" whenever I see a man raise his voice in public from now on

I mean you can at least once

im actually choosing to undiagnose myself. im fine

web dev is not cool but it pays well and that's why I suffer with php

that's it, I'm kinkshaming

bully gets called a name by small kid who cant fight back, cries to daddy

World’s only abortion museum marks 22 years defending reproductive freedom - EFE By Núria Morchón Vienna, Sep. 28 (EFE).— The world’s only museum dedicated to contraception and abortion is marking 22 years since its opening in Vienna, continuing to educate new generations on repro...

The world’s only museum dedicated to contraception and abortion is marking 22 years since its opening in Vienna. Founded by Austrian gynecologist Christian Fiala, the Museum of Contraception and Abortion highlights the struggle for fertility control and the importance of safe access to abortion.

I'm not fully awake and this scared the shit out of me

😭 I hate bottle brushes. I have a shit ton of straws so I dont mind cleaning them but I have to be able to get my giant hands in the bottle with a sponge lol

being able to go on discord and message the creator of the pathfinder app you use mid-game because the app is down and they respond within minutes is what is great about the pathfinder community

and $40. my favorite one at home is a cheap wide mouth plastic nalgene. the one I ended up buying today is simple with a big mouth and you dont have to use the straw

A medium-sized black and white mutt begging for a bottle of antacid tablets

today's begging: tums. if it sounds crunchy, she wants it

like this was the only one that i can fit my hand in to wash and didn't have one of those stupid over-designed owala-style lids

why are reusable water bottles so complicated now

Queer with pink hair

pink has returned and all is right with the world (kinda, not really)