Ray (they/she)

a close up of a man in a suit and tie making a funny face . Alt: michael Scott from the office making a "ew" face

I put on compression sleeves at the gym to help stabilize my elbows because theyre hypermobile. I showed my partner and he made this face. it grosses me out too man, that's why I haven't shown you in 4 years lol

they're also bombing the wrong country if that's the point they want to make

trump's entire career is being overly confident, lying, and being very hard to stop

the us is selling off millions of acres of natural, formerly protected, land

Just watched Robinhood again the other day lol

Robinhood: Men in Tights
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Blazing Saddles

Probably hundreds of times each along with the rest of the Mel Brooks and Monty Python collections. I had a very niche film interest as a child.

this feels like it will take you to a dog themed version of the starless sea

my problem isnt that im a bitch, its that I feel bad about being a bitch. I wish I knew how to be a bitch and enjoy it

damn liberal penis can only pee left

I didn't want this report but im glad it exists. is it true? no idea but elon musk is a peddler of lies so

A video on demand movie rental screen showing the title The Ring. A sentence underneath says “you have 30 days to start watching this video”

That’s not the rule and you know it.

I always thought people who memorized the constitution and carried around some form of it for reference were nutcases but now I actually think it is pretty sane, given... *gestures broadly*

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

pretty cool earth righ- WRONG

YouTube video by AlbinoBlackSheep The End of the World

it's been 22 years and i still quote this once a week
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpj...

BUILT DIFFERENT (wrong)

the hot girl shit comes later with the gastrointestinal aftermath of this combo

took the title from trump. he was such a strong contender. dang 💀

interesting choice of an American pope right now. I wonder what their thoughts were in deciding. i hope he makes a good influence

that's like a guy you broke up with in high school commenting "it won't last" on your recent wedding photos

so what pope name are you choosing

the mouthpad demo at figma config is the coolest new accessibility tech i've seen in a while. i'm excited to see where it goes in the future

I would be so offended if I knew what this meant

hey I'm a young early-30-something

I'm unhappy and I'm not even young

God you're so smart. the smartest ever. wow. I can't believe we've been graced by your presence. the current president is doing more to hurt immigrants and children then he even promised he would but the one who said they wouldn't do that is just as evil. you're so right

*can't read

I'm non-binary and if you hear me call myself "girl" I mean it in the way a drag queen does. I'm a dude, a bro, a lady, a goblin, just whatever outfit I'm wearing today

Your own

personal

Vinny

the most unrealistic thing about dnd is a group of friends all getting up at 8 am and going out together