Pokemon card with the my name Jozeph on it. My attacks are:
Stinky feet:
Expose your feet to open air, burns your opponents nostrils
Confuse:
Change topic of conversation in the middle of a sentence. Causes psychic damage
In the bottom left corner it says "tranny pokemon who's main defense is his sweaty feet. Grazes in forest, eating mostly leaves"
The evolution from Jozeph to Jozziboi. My attacks are:
Fireball:
Vomits on the tram, smell incinerates opponents nose
Dildohead:
Charge into your opponent with your horn-like head
It the bottom right corner it says "Signal arousal to mates by vibrating his horn-like head. Grows stronger by weeklyinjectionof steroids"
The evolution from jozziboi to coolzeph my attacks are:
Hypomania:
Figuratively and litrally burn hos money. Accidentally setting your opponent on fire
Snopp smack:
Throw his GIANT snopp (penis) in the air and smack it down on your opponent
In the bottom right corner, it says "Too cool for school"
I would make a great pokemon just saying
19.11.2025 00:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Gjgihgigig they weren't yummy at all. Bland and boring ๐ญ๐ญ
18.11.2025 20:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Picture of my baguettes that I tried to make today. It was an epic fail
This is mine....
18.11.2025 20:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Picture of how my baguettes was supposed to look like
Tried to make baguettes today, and this is how it was supposed to look like
18.11.2025 20:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
15 minutes left until I can leave this god forsaken place
18.11.2025 10:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
What can I say?? Just love your boobas, babe
18.11.2025 09:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Working 40 hours a week is a fucking scam. I do not get paid enough to basically live at work with two days off. What the fuck is going on?? Who tf came up with this system?? Im done. Im so fucking done
18.11.2025 09:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Love @saga.being.dog's milk filled tits
16.11.2025 22:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
OMG we are moving soon! Im so hyped
13.11.2025 07:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I am so disappointed... silent hill 2 remake kinda sucked
13.11.2025 06:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Support Saga - Butch Madness
Support Saga - Butch Madness
I need some help again :( i got a letter from kronofogden (basically swedish debt collection) and I have to pay some money or risk being able to live where I am and keeping my apartment. We will move to. I dont have much of value to sell either.
ko-fi.com/sagabutchmad...
10.11.2025 04:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
This day has been so weird. I've been so euphoric, and the next second, i want to kill myself. This has been going on for a few hours now, and I feel like im going crazy
07.11.2025 09:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Friday bitches
07.11.2025 07:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I would never ever respect any soldier or the military. They go overseas killing people, and they come home, and they expect me to be garteful and honour them... no,thanks
I WONT RESPECT PEOPLE WHO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE AND ALSO RAPING THEM
06.11.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
One of the most traumatic experiences you can go through is some kind of SA.
But do not fucking compare and try to minimise other people's experiences. I find this kind of behaviour fucking DISGUSTING.
Grow the fuck up tbh. What are we 5 years olds?? How hard can it be to support one another
06.11.2025 16:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
420+69=Good time
05.11.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Just had the best experience of my life with a doctor at my psychiatric clinic. SHE WAS SO GOOD AND I LOVE HER
05.11.2025 12:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Slaughter of a sheep
Cow tied up
Egg farm
Pig in caged
Is this how we should treat our animals? Im just gonna leave this here and hope that this makes you think twice before using dairy, eggs and meat.
watchdominion.org
If you watch this and still feel the need to eat meat, dairy and eggs. Reemember who made them and what torture they went through
03.11.2025 18:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I just realized that im not that into sex if im not on some kind of substance. Its fucking sucks to feel this way. I want to be able to enjoy sex sober, but I dont know how
03.11.2025 12:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Why can't I just be like a normal fucking person. Im so fucking done with this mental health bullshit. What is the fucking point tbh
01.11.2025 23:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yeah!
01.11.2025 20:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Best post I've seen all day
01.11.2025 18:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
But to go from not working for 2 years to 7,5 hours a week is overwhelming. Im DEAD when I come home from work. I called ger for support, but all she said was "its just 7,5 hours, dont complain"
30.10.2025 21:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Tried getting some support from my mum earlier because I have a really hard time adjusting to working again. Im currently trying to work at 25%, which is 7,5 hours a week. I work all days of the week except Wednesday when im free.
30.10.2025 21:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Im sorry for any error or that my post is weird im high lol
28.10.2025 21:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
And i already can feel the paranoia creeping up because I've been out of meds for a while, and this experience did not help... uuugghhh
28.10.2025 21:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
You should have seen the gaze i got from him, which was filled with hatred. He looked genuinely sick to his stomach. He stared at me like all the times with this hateful look. I felt so uncomfortable, and l
felt I was some fucking animal in the zoo
28.10.2025 21:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
AND THEN they started talking about lgbtq+ and how disgusting it is. Meanwhile, I was just standing there and heard every single word. How they have no reason to live. As a dude, that doesn't pass (this is what i feel, but some people would disagree) but I felt instantly scared and unsafe
28.10.2025 21:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
They also said muslims should go back to their own country. Not only muslims but also immigrants...MIND YOU that their both families are immigrants (they talked where their parent were born and they both talk syrian to each other from time to time)
28.10.2025 21:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Not only did i have a fucking shitty day at work which makes me both anxious and overstimulated.
I was really just trying to fokus in what im doing, but then I overheard my so-called "colleagues" started talking about relationships to the wrong god and how muslim are not normal.
28.10.2025 21:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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