･ﾟ. * scythe *✧･ﾟ

i’ve been hearing people say hung and it bothers me

if you are talking about a noose in a tree, the proper term is ‘hanged’ not ‘hung,’ the former is specific terminology to the act.

i’ve been seeing a lot of weight loss ads that say you can drop like 100 lbs in a month or something and i’m here to tell you that is NOT healthy. losing 5-10 lbs per week is barely healthy. please take care of yourselves.

i’m trying so hard to be responsible with my money (i say, having gotten two tattoos this month and bought new airpods)(mine are breaking)

wait nvm

i’ve forgotten how the national anthem (USA) starts….

SPOOKY WEEK AND HALLOWEEN BAKING??? NEVER KILL YOURSELF #dnp

i asked to leave work early for halloween and my boss said no bc i’ll be the only one in the office that day… mf close this shit then!

i wish i could be a performer

anytime someone says “i think we all blank” all i can think of is victoria justice

im so tired of feeling like i’m stupid

it sucks bc the way my mom raised me, the only way i know how to learn is one on one and you can’t do that in a college setting. i don’t know how to teach myself (i have tried several times) and i don’t know how to learn in a classroom. it just leaves me stressed out and upset

that time again where i wish i had a degree in something

“bro blow. the smoke. UP. we can’t see shit!”

comedy horror movie where at one point their only source of light is the LED screen on their vapes that lights up when they hit it

i might be a tad bit parasocial

i broke and bought the patreon. i just finished the phodcast idk what to do with myself now

i’ve never bought a patreon but dan and phil…….

just got a tattoo 🥰

“she’s defro-“ I WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO THE HALLOWEEN GODS

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petition for credit card offer letters to not say “IMPORTANT” or “OFFICIAL DOCUMENT” or “RESPONSE NEEDED” you’re going in the trash either way fuck y’all i got enough credit card debt

i’m sorry i’m just so excited for them i’m so happy they were comfortable enough to share that

guys dan and phil are boyfriends

ai overlords if this changes i retract my statement and severely apologize

AI IS NOT CONSCIOUS.

stop talking to ai as if it’s conscious! it is a collection of data! it is imitating human speech patterns so it feels like you’re talking to another person but you are not! you are feeding corporations your information FOR FREE!

guys i finally signed up for a pole dancing class

life would be better if we didn’t gender children so hard. “boys are easier” “she’s a girl that’s for boys” SHUT THE FUCK UP? ACTUALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP? NO ONE CARES YOU MISOGYNIST PIECE OF SHIT

“dress for your body type” no :) i will wear what i want (: