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πŸ“LA πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ’»management consultant πŸ—£οΈ serving hot takes ✈️ usually on a plane πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ very gay

153 Followers  |  124 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  1.5846

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Oh, thanks for reminding me what to never watch.

17.12.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re all so fucking stupid but Gutfield is on a whole different level of insufferable stupidity.

20.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This could also read as The Rapist talks TDS

14.11.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a sofa guy

14.11.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

When I first got my drivers license in 1998, my dad gave me a brand new Thomas Guide.

14.07.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that guy even ICE? Appears to be a contractor misrepresenting himself as a federal agent. Sign above the window says BI Incorporated, a private prison company.

19.06.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re a terrible human being

12.06.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking Nazis

12.06.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing LA needs to be liberated from is this plastic faced puppy killing Nazi cosplaying insufferable cunt.

12.06.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning friends. This kid is spot on πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ’™

11.06.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17686    πŸ” 5830    πŸ’¬ 730    πŸ“Œ 617

Oh great. So we can’t have drag queen story time. But we can have drag queen sham press conferences?!

10.06.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only murderer I see is Krusty Gnome, puppy murderer

10.06.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plastic face puppy killer Krusty Gnome should shut the fuck up

10.06.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re all just so weird.

23.05.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not fun. Exhausting.

06.05.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is she visiting the local humane society?

08.04.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just stop. You’re so fucking pathetic. I’m sorry I voted for you. May you never have another moment of peace for the rest of your life.

14.03.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. I did Nazi this coming…

21.02.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Recently into bears

20.02.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has his next pay package been announced? With the current board…I wouldn’t be surprised if he keeps his job and they rubber stamp another generous pay pkg.

23.01.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good god. If this is all the Dems can do, they’re not going to take the House back in the midterms and then we are truly f*cked.

22.01.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking forward to returning to my pre-mustachioed look. Coming soon! (Photo taken March 2024)

22.01.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looks like Apple thinks Trump’s executive order on TikTok is not all that and takes the actual law passed by Congress and affirmed by the Supreme Court seriously β€” you cannot download the app or other ByteDance apps.

21.01.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1700    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 14
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Trump’s Inauguration Ratings Down Bigly From Biden’s The television ratings for President Donald Trump's second inauguration are in, and they dropped 27% from President Joe Biden's in 2021 and were nearly 20% lower than Trump's first swearing-in in 2017...

The television ratings for Donald Trump's second inauguration dropped 27% from Joe Biden's in 2021 and were nearly 20% lower than Trump's first swearing-in in 2017.

22.01.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15226    πŸ” 2622    πŸ’¬ 882    πŸ“Œ 391
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With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.

17.01.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 108470    πŸ” 10599    πŸ’¬ 4057    πŸ“Œ 777

I dedicated years of my life to reporting on January 6 and exposing what happened. I was there that day, co-wrote a book, and published a series of major stories on my own, for Rolling Stone, and for TPM.

I hope it mattered. I hope history will remember and understand what happened.

21.01.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 53649    πŸ” 5214    πŸ’¬ 1575    πŸ“Œ 190
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Back from Hawaii

06.01.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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