Can't really enjoy a film unless I can hear someone chewing popcorn three seats away from me
no, not “mongoose”, MANGOOSE. it’s like. ok, have you heard of the minotaur? great, so the mangoose is like,
Just watched the 1972 ABC Movie of the Week "The Man" starring James Earl Jones as an accidental President, the video of which randomly ended with Morgan Freeman advertising Sure deodorant
Headline: Trump stepped on a rake and it slammed into his face, causing him to stumble around and step on a different smaller rake, which slammed into his balls
Comment: He probably owns stock in rake companies. He and his pals are getting rich
my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
Reading something from when politics was all a bit less chaotic
Really miss when I only needed to identify crosswalks
At last we have created Gabbo etc. etc.
Samwise Gamgee has entered the chat
Been saying ‘Hold it, sister!’ for 30+ years as a result of this (big screen) version. The screwdriver gag is doubly perfect.
One big problem with the world is how few people in power I can imagine sitting down and reading a book
There was a time when ads would sometimes be genuinely good, like when Red Rock gave us new mini-episodes of Police Squad! I mean that "You there in the shadows!" gag is top notch.
Today discovering that I still remember every word to "This is Red Rock Draft Cider, less gassy, no strong aftertaste, it's a different kind of ciiiiii-der-der-der-der..."
I like how the best f/f romantic episode in DS9 is a beautiful, tragic tale of a love that reaches through different lifetimes and the best m/m romantic episode in DS9 is Garak being super mean to Bashir while he goes through drug withdrawal.
The most helpful any everyday technology has ever been is GMail's "You wrote 'Attached is' but no files are attached." reminder and I don't need any tech to be more intelligent than that.
The way this image is cropped I thought she was walking around with the statue shoved down the front of her dress.
She's earned the right
Gorillaz crossover episode
I demand a recount
I don't play by society's rules
Movie for day to day, Film for Sunday Best
Creating a film streaming service called "I Feel Like Watching an Old Film" and all it does is randomly start streaming a pre-1960s film when you open it. Free for use on rainy bank holidays.
The risk is that in the middle of a meeting Trump will blurt out "Marco, why don't you show me that those shoes are the size 14s I bought you, to show everyone how good I am at guessing shoe sizes" and then they're fucked
Something else that struck me about Blue Moon is that actors don't know how to smoke any more. There's two characters who smoke through the film but hold their cigarettes at a distance, as props, not as extra appendages as real smokers tend to. Real smokers forget the cigarette is even there
This by Tatiana Eva-Marie nicely sums up my feelings "It was like watching a movie about piano bars directed by someone who’s never seen a piano or a bar." shrinemagazine.substack.com/p/review-lin...
I've just had an amazing idea
