david golbitz

david golbitz

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715 Followers 711 Following 1,498 Posts Joined Nov 2023
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ICE agents reveal daily arrest quotas and surveillance app in rare court testimony Under oath, officers said they were told to make eight arrests a day and given special tech to help choose ‘targets’

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

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9 hours ago
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

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el-Sayed: "Imagine there was no war in Iran. Imagine if there were no air strikes in Lebanon. Imagine if his family had never died. Imagine there was never an attack on Temple Israel. That's the world that we want to live in. That's the world we need to build for. Violence always begets violence."

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16 hours ago
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Drone sightings drove surveillance fears as ICE surged in Minnesota Some Minneapolis residents who took to the streets to document U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids believe federal authorities used drones to record and intimidate them. Despite laws govern...

A Minneapolis woman who opposed ICE woke up to a drone outside her second floor bedroom window. A man delivering groceries to a suburban distro house for mutual aid recorded a drone hovering above the house. Whose drones and why? (1) www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

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9 hours ago

"I'm willing to take a not guilty. I'm willing to take a no true bill."

What she means is she's willing to bring legally deficient cases that harass innocent defendants, waste her line prosecutors' time, and makes her office look like jerkoffs in front of judges and juries.

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9 hours ago
A poster on a wall at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame that says, OVERTHROW COCKROCK AND IDOLIZE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Visited the Revolutionary Women in Music exhibit at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame.

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14 hours ago

"It'd be great if the company would let me hire a reporter."

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14 hours ago

Now if you need to remember the name of a shoebill, you can search for "tall bird."

Also, shoebills aren't real, they're Muppets and no one can convince otherwise.

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Kat’s campaign messaging highlights a modest upbringing and financial struggle, yet she comes from a wealthy family, attended elite private schools, and is supported by her partner, a CEO of a major media company.
Her campaign mailers contain a comic book illustration depicting a modest childhood home and middle-class upbringing.

Oh my god, a dark money group is paying people to attack Tim Onion. But they call me a "CEO of a major media company."

Do not pay influencers to attack Tim Onion and his untold millions (or billions?) of dollars to attack Tim Onion without mentioning the GREAT deal you can on an Onion membership.

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15 hours ago

The elementary school crossing guards broke into a spontaneous “Ewwww!!” when a Cybertruck drove by. It’s so over. For Elon, but also for me, as they followed up their assertion that it’s a “Car for old men” with a quickly-blurted “No offense.”

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14 hours ago

This country is sick.

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15 hours ago

It's genuinely terrifying that my country is at war and I can't tell the difference between a press conference by the Secretary of Defense and a pro wrestler hyping an upcoming match.

This is not hyperbole. Hegseth is emotionally incapable and intellectually void and that is an important job.

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16 hours ago
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this means it is not open for transit

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17 hours ago

Ms Rachel has shifted from advocating for children killed by bombs that our taxes pay for, to advocating for children that our government is imprisoning without cause, which our taxes also pay for.
This isn’t what a kid’s entertainer should feel the need to do, but since we’re here, more ppl should.

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1 day ago

As the old saying goes, "if your bubbe had balls, she'd be your zaide."

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1 day ago

They don’t think women have agency, why would they think enemies in war would?

Not being snarky. This is abuser culture with nukes. A government by insecure overcompensating violent narcissists who’ve never faced consequences.

You don’t put those DOGE boys in prison, you’ll get a whole new batch.

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1 day ago
Tweet from the Prime Minister of Israel: "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu:

Antisemitism knows no limits or boundaries.

Israel is attacked because it is the Jewish state. Temple Israel in Detroit was attacked today because it is a Jewish house of worship."

Speaking as a Jew living in Diaspora, who needs to exist as a minority at a time of rising antisemitism, I would really appreciate it if the Prime Minister of a country where I do not live would not say that attacks on a sovereign country are analogous to attacks on a synagogue.

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1 day ago

Sometimes, most times, that's enough.

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sam altman looks so desperate in every pic I've ever seen of him, a man hoping against hope to come up with an actual business model before everything collapses on him

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1 day ago

These AI bros are the dumbest fucking people. Who thinks like this, let alone says it out loud?

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To be honest, it's perfectly normal to me. This is how I grew up, seeing armed security at the synagogue on the high holidays.

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Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."

Just saying it right out loud now.

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1 day ago

Oh god it’s even worse

bsky.app/profile/cape...

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1 day ago
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using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him

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1 day ago
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Armed man rammed vehicle into Michigan synagogue and was fatally shot by security, AP source says A man armed with a rifle rammed a vehicle into a major synagogue in a Detroit suburb and was fatally shot by security.

A guy rammed his car through a door at Detroit’s largest synagogue and got out with a gun and was shot by security before he could massacre everyone inside.

And yes all synagogues that can afford it have security. And yes it’s exactly because of situations like this that they do.

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1 day ago
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DOGE Bros Had More Fun Burning Down Government Than Testifying About It None of this would have been legal if they’d sent competent adults. But the fact that they sent smirking little shits makes it so much worse.

"Jennifer Schuessler has meticulously documented the destruction since the beginning... But there’s something about seeing a callow young man blank out when asked why he destroyed so much that really brings home the mindless destruction of this campaign." www.lawandchaospod.com/p/doge-bros-...

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1 day ago
You talked to one source who told you that Mojtaba Khamenei was the most dangerous man in the world. Why did he say that?
This was a guy who had actually studied with Mojtaba Khamenei when they were students together. And his memory of studying with Mojtaba was that the guy was laser-focused on the end of the world, apocalyptic questions. And he thought that Iran had kind of a mission from God to bring about the end of the world.

A group of religious zealots in the US government see the bombing of Iran as part of their God’s plan to bring about the apocalypse, and their actions have resulted in Iran appointing a new leader who sees his historical mission as bringing about the end of the world. So it’s all going to plan.

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1 day ago

I think a lot of smart and/or competent people have real trouble wrapping their heads around the idea that sometimes the answer to: Why are they doing that? is simply that the person in question is a cheese-brained dipshit who has bern promoted far beyond their level of competence.

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And so the American experiment with democracy is transformed from Lincoln's "the last best hope of earth...The way is plain, peaceful, generous, just—a way which if followed the world will forever applaud and God must forever bless..."

...becomes "We are really good at killing people."

Tech brain.

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2 days ago

Russian submarines and the captains who defect with them.

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