@splats.bsky.social
Impervious to all forms of man management
Traditional Saint Patrick's day breakfast βοΈπ
17.03.2025 08:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need some sort of cosy bed on a remote control scissor-lift for my elderly cat so he can sit alongside me at my desk, or anywhere he pleases. After his recent stroke trauma he's too wobbly for jumping. #OverEngineeringPickingHimUp
08.01.2025 05:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0should I get my own personal Jesus, or should we just get a Jesus for the table?
05.01.2025 03:46 β π 614 π 139 π¬ 28 π 4Dry Jan is what I call your mum
01.01.2025 11:01 β π 212 π 46 π¬ 5 π 0Thanks. Not heard these in forever π
03.01.2025 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Closer look at the merch
03.01.2025 10:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
DM me if you want to bid on this expensive modelling clay
03.01.2025 10:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Makes sense. Penny farthing stunt riders probably do have stiff Victorian shoes that would benefit from a travel shoehorn π€
30.12.2024 21:03 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tyre yard fire #stoolreport
29.12.2024 13:52 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Look at this horrible Chichester drug man. Bold as brass, in a street where kids play. Disgustnig.
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I'm practicing mindfulness. Jesus it's stressful
23.12.2024 07:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mateta, more like Snoteta. Twice the camera has caught him emptying his nostrils.
Put me right off my pitta and guacamole π€’
MY WORMS #tiktok #meme #comedy
19.12.2024 19:37 β π 99 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0Just caught something on TV called Professional Padel. Thought it was ai generated slop. Turns out it's just a weird sport and it really looks and plays like that. π« πΎ
20.12.2024 17:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YAS Mr Trombone Man give us EVERYTHING!
20.12.2024 06:00 β π 60 π 12 π¬ 2 π 3
It appears to be the 10th anniversary of these Irish chaps going out on a pub crawl in fancy dress.
20.12.2024 06:48 β π 689 π 161 π¬ 20 π 17sure, everybody hates snake oil β until their snake starts squeaking
15.12.2024 13:04 β π 2234 π 470 π¬ 26 π 14Going home early because of "wet sleeve"
16.12.2024 20:14 β π 304 π 50 π¬ 11 π 3Ever since one of you smartarses said meal-deal sandwiches only 'taste of fridge' I can't unthink it when reaching for one and then changing my mind. βοΈπ₯ͺ
15.12.2024 21:03 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Totally forgot about that place. 25 years eh. Blimey. I lost a few there.
12.12.2024 17:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Finally watching Wolf Hall. In deep now. Becoming low-key obsessed with the sets. Scanning the walls and skirting boards for light switches and plug sockets. A rogue Sportsdirect mug. Copy of AutoTrader accidentally left on a trellis.
11.12.2024 23:35 β π 461 π 26 π¬ 31 π 0
Ok!
12.12.2024 06:46 β π 70 π 18 π¬ 4 π 1
A real oldie from The Oldie... #inuit #igloo #business #cartoon
12.12.2024 08:45 β π 188 π 34 π¬ 0 π 1
Happy Christmas Jumper Day
12.12.2024 11:55 β π 266 π 27 π¬ 4 π 3*forgets to bring phone into the bathroom* iβm off the grid
12.12.2024 01:14 β π 3384 π 568 π¬ 29 π 9When you have a council meeting at 3, and have to defend Sherwood Forrest at 5.
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βWhat is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent McDonaldβs meal?"
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