Harlan 💙 Dad harlanfh - Bluesky Statics

Ass too hot?

06.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. I saw that information is the only thing you included in your bio… 👀

05.03.2026 07:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Short king bottoms are the BEST! Even a jet pack has slayed me at times.

My turn off is really when guys make their height (or any metric: muscle, cock size, race, age, college enrollment, degree status, income, positional preference, etc) their whole profile or personality. 🤮 Major ick.

05.03.2026 07:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Made dairy-free peanut butter chip chocolate cookies tonight. Happy #humpday

05.03.2026 07:36 — 👍 200 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Let’s tangle up.

05.03.2026 07:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You have my attention

28.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Screen shot your Grindr profile with no edits to defend yourself

28.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and saying `` i said what i said '' . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and saying `` i said what i said '' .

28.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At my height as a collegiate athlete, I can’t get height-horny when a gay’s man’s profile brand is solely based on being 6’3. I will look up when you’re 6’7.

28.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 49 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

My best friends would never be in red states.

24.02.2026 03:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in Nashville, and I didn’t realize the internet is different (censored) here in Tennessee. Stupid Christian theocracy.

24.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 55 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0

Don’t know her

17.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was an Instagram feed, and I swallowed

17.02.2026 04:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Went down the elevator with a neighbor, but forgot I was wearing this shirt to pick up my delivery.

17.02.2026 02:41 — 👍 518 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 1

Pink eye.

16.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I chose my words with purpose. 🤣

15.02.2026 10:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Number 17!

15.02.2026 09:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ears are such a boner trigger for me 🥵🥵🥵

15.02.2026 09:40 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I see myself through the window, and be like… damn! (IBS)

15.02.2026 06:23 — 👍 335 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0

Texting a bestie like

15.02.2026 06:23 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

This one.

12.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🥵😮‍💨

10.02.2026 08:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey @grindr.bsky.social is this what we’re doing now? Did these people pay $500 for your AI slop?

10.02.2026 08:00 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MegaBus has free WiFi

10.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll be there Thursday and Friday!

10.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh that’s only 3 hours! 🤣

I may be in ATX later this spring or early summer. I’ll add you to my contact list!

10.02.2026 06:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you in SA?

10.02.2026 05:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyone in Fort Worth, TX I should know of for filming purposes?

Flexing for Fort Worth. 💪

10.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 339 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 0

Donuts never do me wrong. NEVER

09.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing like a little manscaping and food poisoning to make you look 10lbs lighter.

08.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 713 🔁 50 💬 10 📌 0

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