Harlan 💙 Dad

Ass too hot?

Yes. I saw that information is the only thing you included in your bio… 👀

Short king bottoms are the BEST! Even a jet pack has slayed me at times.

My turn off is really when guys make their height (or any metric: muscle, cock size, race, age, college enrollment, degree status, income, positional preference, etc) their whole profile or personality. 🤮 Major ick.

Made dairy-free peanut butter chip chocolate cookies tonight. Happy #humpday

Let’s tangle up.

You have my attention

Screen shot your Grindr profile with no edits to defend yourself

At my height as a collegiate athlete, I can’t get height-horny when a gay’s man’s profile brand is solely based on being 6’3. I will look up when you’re 6’7.

My best friends would never be in red states.

I’m in Nashville, and I didn’t realize the internet is different (censored) here in Tennessee. Stupid Christian theocracy.

Don’t know her

It was an Instagram feed, and I swallowed

Went down the elevator with a neighbor, but forgot I was wearing this shirt to pick up my delivery.

Pink eye.

I chose my words with purpose. 🤣

Number 17!

Ears are such a boner trigger for me 🥵🥵🥵

When I see myself through the window, and be like… damn! (IBS)

Texting a bestie like

This one.

🥵😮‍💨

Hey @grindr.bsky.social is this what we’re doing now? Did these people pay $500 for your AI slop?

MegaBus has free WiFi

I’ll be there Thursday and Friday!

Oh that’s only 3 hours! 🤣

I may be in ATX later this spring or early summer. I’ll add you to my contact list!

Are you in SA?

Anyone in Fort Worth, TX I should know of for filming purposes?

Flexing for Fort Worth. 💪

Donuts never do me wrong. NEVER

Nothing like a little manscaping and food poisoning to make you look 10lbs lighter.