Harlan 💙 Dad

My fat cock is tired today, so you get a Flex Friday instead.

🤏➡️

I love this so much. 💙💙💙

What a stud 😍

It was so fun

Immersion hydration

About to be all up and over and in and on this man. 🥵🥵🥵

Filming with @instamademedoit.bsky.social in a few hours, so giving my penis a spa day. Complete with pineapple and strawberry smoothie. 👅😈

Let’s be friends?

Because on my face please and thank you.

Zero eye candy. Just chatty old men standing around.

I went to the gym in the morning. So weird.

OMFG

Pee and go back to bed like a normal exhausted adult.

Oh my 🥵

As someone who holds a degree from the premiere linguistics research department in the world AND as someone who taught high school English, I give absolutely ZERO fucks if you use they/them pronouns singularly.

I do, however, give a LOT of fucks if you don’t use someone’s pronouns. 🖕🖕🖕

Everything, duh.

THIS! Not only that, but in the last few months, @grindr.bsky.social reduced the number of profiles you can see on your grid even with the Xtra buy-in. So, less profiles viewable, and nearly half are spam profiles.

This is what my @grindr.bsky.social taps look like every day:

Truly, @grindr.bsky.social has become almost unusable. I pay for the app and most of my grid is spam. It’s insane.

Woooof 🥵

Whattttt why are you so handsome?

In the spring, @bangbangaim.bsky.social reached out that he and his hubby would be in Chicago. Lucky me! They are two for the sweetest men and we had an awesome time blowing our loads together.

See my first recorded threeway, face, and cumshots at OnlyFans.com/daddyharlan for only $5.87/mo! ☕️

Lately, I suppose I qualify.

Years of refining the talent.

I didn’t. I was stuck working today. But helped advocate and spread the word about our queer-led and organized group we had in Chicago that my friends were heading up.

Thank god. I thought it was just gas.

Don’t move. Omw

I dunno… I feel like me pushing a load out of my hole is worth something.

Let the bidding begin?

Can never get naked fast enough.