Lauren Morrill

Lauren Morrill

@laurenmorrill.bsky.social

Author of spicy romcoms, co-owner of Good Girl Books (Knoxville), ravenous romance reader, and inveterate yapper.

1,467 Followers 218 Following 2,341 Posts Joined Jun 2023
13 hours ago

The Ides of March has the chance to do the funniest thing.

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1 day ago

It’s a very “if you’d just listened, he wouldn’t have hit you” theory of politics

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2 days ago
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account 

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar  at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

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2 days ago

God I love an untouched apartment. You never see them anymore. It’s the same I feel when I stumble across an LA listing for a 1930s house with all its original tile

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I know this community very well. The Shenandoah club the Temple Israel statement refers to as providing food and shelter during this attack is the club established by Iraqi Chaldeans. This is really beautiful interfaith solidarity in action.

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2 days ago

Also poor @aragusea.bsky.social who dealt with rivers of barf in the middle of the night

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It’s nice for editing because everything is broken up into little chunks that you can easily tackle or move around. I also like that it’s a program you buy once and own forever, not a subscription

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2 days ago
Poptart the red lab laying on the floor, pressed up against a yellow chair leg, looking sad

She ate two dozen frosted sugar cookies off the counter and wound up with pancreatitis ... and she'd do it again

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3 days ago

Writing is like 80% walking around coming up with it and 20% feeling like Sisyphus in front of my computer and the 20% feels like 80%

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5 days ago

They spent your tax money on killing children. I think it's worth us spending our tax money prosecuting and punishing them all. No one will argue against it. It is a popular stance. Don't be a pussy. Stand up for those girls who were killed in our name.

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5 days ago

Can I do a Boomer Uno Reverse and tell this dumb child to make his coffee at home?

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6 days ago

If you get into a “who can cut taxes more” battle with the GOP, you’re going to lose because they are far more shameless and antagonistic to the idea of living in a functioning society.

Don’t concede to their framing that taxes are nothing but a problem to be solved.

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6 days ago

I played this for my kiddos for the first time just a week or so ago. My oldest is starting to ask about war and a person with a history degree and a thesis on 20th century protest music, it’s my duty to introduce him to the greats

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6 days ago

This year the school system here scheduled spring break so it begins with Daylight Savings and man has it been the best.

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6 days ago

It reminds me of the Elizabeth Warren slogan that people used: “she’s electable if you fucking vote for her”

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1 week ago

In this house we celebrate “the car clock is once again wrong”

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1 week ago

Between this and Wuthering Heights, I’m excited that the movies are becoming a little more “what the fuck was that?” Surprise me! Even if you sort of miss, the surprise is still fun!

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1 week ago

The Iranian regime is properly awful, of course, but any pundit or analyst who cannot think beyond that to ask if this war is a good idea or if it has been well-planned or executed in a legal and constitutional manner or if it is wise to bring a democracy to war with zero debate is frankly a fool.

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1 week ago

Well I’m starting to hear horror stories about people drinking LiquidIV instead of water and destroying their kidneys 😳

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1 week ago

Never in my life have I encountered such a dork ass loser

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1 week ago

This is the end and you could not guess in a million years the start

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1 week ago

The more Timmy Chalamet speaks, the more his relationship with a Jenner makes all the sense in the world

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1 week ago

I had a pair of marigold yellow driving moccasins that looked so fucking cool with no socks (and magically caused no blisters!). I wore them all the time circa 2008-2010 (early Tumblr girl fashion) until my dog chewed one up. I still think fondly of them

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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

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1 week ago

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

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1 week ago

Sitting in a hospital waiting room listening to white noise in my headphones because two ladies in here are describing every surgery they’ve ever had and I don’t need this much information about stitches

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1 week ago
Me with a golden retriever sitting in my lap

Late night at the bookstore for a signing, but I have a full grown golden retriever sitting in my lap so it’s fine

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1 week ago

Imaging a human saying to you, "i will only ever tell you what i think you want to hear, based on what i know about ppl like you, how you start our conversation, & what you say during it. Sometimes that will sound like truth, sometimes like errors or lies. Now: Let's talk about your medical history"

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Oh, also fun family lore is the my dad’s dad made it to the top 30 of the Apollo astronaut program. My great uncle always said he got cut because my grandmother was a real loudmouth who once yelled at a 4-star general (astronaut’s wives were to be ladies, you see).

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As a result I’m staunchly anti-war but pro taking care of our armed forces and their families. I cry at Veteran’s Day celebrations but mutter “fuck this garbage country” often.

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