I don't think I've seen the Simpsons episode where Lisa got access to a time machine ;)
Bronze statuette of a priest or offrant
Etruscan
3rd–2nd century BCE
www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
People haven't changed much.
Cat ring from 1390 BC Egypt.
Today, I watched Sergei Parajanov's THE COLOUR OF POMEGRANATES (1969). I wasn't sure what to make of it but I cannot get those tableaux vivants out of my head.
Oh to be a secret coven of rabbit witches who gather in the woods to perform green magick rites. 💚
Guy Maddin's attempt to recreate a lost Chinese thriller called WOMEN SKELETONS (1922).
In Catalan and Nepali, the "crying" photo is this very cute Iranian girl. Not sure why she was so sad but I did a bit of digging and it looks like she cheered up when she got food! (2017) commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Em...
Recreations of the lost Filipino film DALAGANG BUKID (1919) according to Guy Maddin's THE FORBIDDEN ROOM (2015) and Khavn de la Cruz's NITRATE: TO THE GHOSTS OF THE 75 LOST PHILIPPINE SILENT FILMS (1912-1933).
The Running Man, 1987 Paul Michael Glaser
"Are you ready for pain? Are you ready for suffering? If the answer is yes, then you're ready for Captain Freedom's Workout."
#filmsky #moviesky
Bitches be like "I have my whole life ahead of me". No you don't, the beast in the jungle is coming 😂
Fragrant darkness in ETOILE (1989) dir. Peter Del Monte.
13. Loving spicy food and making sure everyone knows you like spicy food and commenting on how food is never spicy enough for you is not a substitute for a personality
THE HOT NIGHTS OF LINDA (1975) dir. Jess Franco
Ah to be a melancholic sexual vampire in a crumbling Mediterranean castle
People usually see me as the 70s Eurohorror porn guy (and I usually pitch myself as such) but truthfully, I actually prefer the censored clothed versions of said films. 🫣
RA: THE PATH OF THE SUN GOD (1990)
This segment of the Night chapter illustrates divisions from the Book of Gates, where Ra and his Sun Boat passes through various gates and obstacles in the Underworld. The red figures represent Ra's enemies.
My romantic life in a nutshell. 💙❄️🧊
Bluesky's overly rigorous filters + newly legislated age verification requirements are extremely unfun.
More movies need to do FROM HERE TO ETERNITY-style love scenes.
Me: *briefly mentions a horror movie in passing*
People who don't like horror movies: I dOn'T LiKe hOrRoR mOvIeS!!!
Me showing my friends some obscure Italian horror movie no one gives a shit about.
domestication is such a joke like what do you mean this pathetic mold spore is a rabbit
The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans
Why do I watch random anime? Because sometimes, if you're REALLY lucky, you hit something that looks like this.
Sorry I can't come into work I'm evil
RIP, Udo
www.slantmagazine.com/film/udo-kie...
R.I.P.
ESPELHO DE CARNE (1985) dir. Antonio Carlos da Fontoura
An executive and his wife acquire an obscene mirror that causes anyone in its presence to exhibit intense hedonistic desires. After a series of parties and invites, the mirror's power grows stronger.
SUCE-MOI VAMPIRE (1976) dir. Jean Rollin
