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CANNOT BELIEVE PUBLISHERS ARE STILL CATEGORIZING BOOKS AS “WOMEN’S FICTION”

PSA to folks heading downtown on transit today for some reason: you don’t have to use ventra, you can just tap your credit card on the scannyguy!

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I am disturbed by the AI of it all but to me the truly shocking part of this story is that literally no one edited the list enough to realize that the majority of the titles didn’t even exist.

I saw a person today who was wearing a tigger t shirt that I swear I had in elementary school. they told me they got it at a vintage shop. I guess I really am turning 40 on wednesday! 🤣

@chicagoel.bsky.social there is a dog named noodle at my dog’s daycare but when I saw a pic of him today I thought it said NODULE

NEW YORK (AP) — Ann Telnaes, who quit The Washington Post in protest, wins the 2025 Pulitzer for Illustrated Reporting and Commentary.

Screen shot of the event page on the Swedish American museum website

Chicago! Join me at the Swedish American Museum and I’ll teach you how to stitch.

2/28 at 6pm $10 materials incl

www.swedishamericanmuseum.org/product/34167

NYC Public Schools revive LGBTQ history videos that were deleted from PBS website LGBTQ history videos find new home after PBS pulls content due to Trump executive orders

LGBTQ history videos find new home after PBS pulls content due to Trump executive orders
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this is my new dog. her name is Buffy. she is a monster but also a baby and I love her goodnight

this was a delight and I can’t wait to read the book!!!!!

so I have a recipe I want to try for an instant pot potato leek soup but I don’t have an instant pot! any tips on how to adapt it to a normal timeframe pot??? do I just simmer for days?

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My sister said she was glad she was craving chips right now because “The Chip Christmas” is coming up

She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.

every now and then I remember that my AP English teacher called me a “fringe member of society” in my college recommendation letter and I am both delighted and confused

To the burly, unkempt man wearing an "I am Kenough" sweatshirt while walking a tiny Pomeranian: You are indeed, sir.

everything happens so much

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congrats, Dan!

EXACTLY!!!!! if there’s anything I can help you with, holler!

oh nick, I’m so sorry. it’s a shitty club but you are in excellent company (if I do say so myself). rooting for you.

why do the elves have an army? why are there still poor people in lake town if the world is magical? why are the women boring???????

you know connections is super fun and cool when one of the categories ends with “… per ap style guide”

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

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someone wished me a happy friday yesterday!!! is it mercury???

boyfriend, last night: I can’t believe tomorrow is only thursday.

me: babe, I have bad news.

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They should invent a holiday season that’s relaxing