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@irrelevantdemon.bsky.social

(They/them) Queer af ๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ. AuDHD. Abortion doula/sex educator. Community care is everything (future nurse/midwife). Hobby Collector. BLM๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Is fearr Gaeilge bhriste, nรก Bรฉarla cliste. Learning how to do it tired/scared.

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Background paintings by Sue Mondt for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004โ€“2009), created by Craig McCracken, Cartoon Network Studios

08.08.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3934    ๐Ÿ” 863    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

01.08.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10402    ๐Ÿ” 1827    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 352    ๐Ÿ“Œ 166
Carney on podium that reads securing Canada, massive Canadian flag in background and troops.

Carney on podium that reads securing Canada, massive Canadian flag in background and troops.

Office of the Prime Minister
Cabinet du Premier ministre
Statement by Prime Minister Carney on Canada's recognition of a Palestinian state
"Canada has long been committed to a two-state solution - an independent, viable, and sovereign Palestinian state living side by side with the State of Israel in peace and security.
For decades, it was hoped that this outcome would be achieved as part of a peace process built around a negotiated settlement between the Israeli government and the Palestinian Authority.
Regrettably, this approach is no longer tenable. Prospects for a two-state solution have been steadily and gravely eroded, including by:
The pervasive threat of Hamas terrorism to Israel and its people, culminating in the heinous terrorist attack of October 7, 2023, and Hamas' longstanding violent rejection of Israel's right to exist and a two-state solution.
The accelerated settlement building across the West Bank and East Jerusalem, while settler violence against Palestinians has soared.
Actions such as the E1 Settlement Plan and this month's vote by the Knesset calling for the annexation of the West Bank.
The ongoing failure by the Israeli government to prevent the rapidly deteriorating humanitarian disaster in Gaza, with impeded access to food and other essential humanitarian supplies.
The deepening suffering of civilians leaves no room for delay in co-ordinated international action to support peace, security, and the dignity of all human life. Preserving a two-state solution means standing with all people who choose peace over violence or terrorism, and honouring their innate desire for the peaceful co-existence of Israeli and Palestinian states as the only roadmap for a secure and prosperous future.

Office of the Prime Minister Cabinet du Premier ministre Statement by Prime Minister Carney on Canada's recognition of a Palestinian state "Canada has long been committed to a two-state solution - an independent, viable, and sovereign Palestinian state living side by side with the State of Israel in peace and security. For decades, it was hoped that this outcome would be achieved as part of a peace process built around a negotiated settlement between the Israeli government and the Palestinian Authority. Regrettably, this approach is no longer tenable. Prospects for a two-state solution have been steadily and gravely eroded, including by: The pervasive threat of Hamas terrorism to Israel and its people, culminating in the heinous terrorist attack of October 7, 2023, and Hamas' longstanding violent rejection of Israel's right to exist and a two-state solution. The accelerated settlement building across the West Bank and East Jerusalem, while settler violence against Palestinians has soared. Actions such as the E1 Settlement Plan and this month's vote by the Knesset calling for the annexation of the West Bank. The ongoing failure by the Israeli government to prevent the rapidly deteriorating humanitarian disaster in Gaza, with impeded access to food and other essential humanitarian supplies. The deepening suffering of civilians leaves no room for delay in co-ordinated international action to support peace, security, and the dignity of all human life. Preserving a two-state solution means standing with all people who choose peace over violence or terrorism, and honouring their innate desire for the peaceful co-existence of Israeli and Palestinian states as the only roadmap for a secure and prosperous future.

Canada will formally recognize the State of Palestine during the United Nations General Assembly this September, Prime Minister Mark Carney announced. Calls for a two state solution, decries Israeli settlers and Hamas. #cdnpoli

30.07.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1942    ๐Ÿ” 374    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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Trump says Canada backing statehood for Palestine makes it โ€˜very hardโ€™ to negotiate U.S. trade deal U.S. President Donald Trump says Canada backing statehood for Palestine makes it โ€œvery hardโ€ for the United States to achieve a trade deal with its northern neighbour.

Did anyone think Trump was serious about an August 1 trade deal with Canada? He has relentlessly attacked our nation.
He hit us with harder tariffs than any other country.
He has continually threatened our sovereignty.
Canada needs to know this guy cannot be trusted.
www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps...

31.07.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 983    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 128    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
A twitter post explaining how you can โ€œsave PNGs to birdsโ€ by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

A twitter post explaining how you can โ€œsave PNGs to birdsโ€ by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

Canโ€™t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

28.07.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4900    ๐Ÿ” 1471    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103    ๐Ÿ“Œ 318
A tweet from May 2019 by Michael Katz that says "This headline is the best thrill ride I've been on in years." Attached to it is a screenshot of a New York Post headline stating "Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles."

A tweet from May 2019 by Michael Katz that says "This headline is the best thrill ride I've been on in years." Attached to it is a screenshot of a New York Post headline stating "Man allegedly hiding drugs in butt accidentally shoots himself in testicles."

I miss the days when these kind of headlines were the craziest I'd see in a week or month. It's a constant onslaught of awfulness now.

28.07.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1395    ๐Ÿ” 175    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

I think Iโ€™ve reached the age where I expect people around me to be working on themselves, and I have very little patience for anyone who isnโ€™t.

Oh, youโ€™re 34 and you still have unresolved internalized misogyny that affects your female friendships?

Not with me you donโ€™t ๐Ÿ’€ fix it and then weโ€™ll talk

27.07.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You are, without a doubt, the worst excavator operator that Iโ€™ve ever heard of.

Ah, but you have heard of me.

26.07.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

When are you going to impose a two-way arms embargo? Why is Canada still exporting weapons to a genocidal regime? How many more starving children children must Israel kill daily before you are driven to action? Was enabling genocide the winning argument that Carney sold you on to stay in politics?

25.07.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Even if tons of food goes in, a lot of people are still going to die.

Once malnutrition and famine conditions set in, the body adapts to consuming its own muscles and fat.

If you give carbs too quickly, insulin gets secreted, crazy electrolyte shifts happen, and hearts just stop.

25.07.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my people are in this thread

24.07.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of a raven with clocks as eyes, reading a book by candlelight.

Illustration of a raven with clocks as eyes, reading a book by candlelight.

When you should be sleeping but just have to read one more chapter

23.07.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10628    ๐Ÿ” 1237    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91

I AM MUCH SADDER THAN I WOULD HAVE EXPECTED TO BE

22.07.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck man. Ozzy

23.07.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use chtgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

sol Follow @Iuciferandlucia coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use chtgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

do I ever feel this in my sooouuuull

23.07.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Heartbroken by the news. I was blessed to be able to cover War Pigs and get your recognition. Ozzy Forever ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฟ

22.07.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11733    ๐Ÿ” 1711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 180    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118
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Ozzy Osborne
1948 - 2025

22.07.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8163    ๐Ÿ” 1716    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 159    ๐Ÿ“Œ 212

โ€œWe need to tell our government that overdoses have spiked since they closed harm reduction sitesโ€

Babe, they know.

They know.

They were counting on it.

The intention was to kill addicts.

They know.

22.07.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nurses and Healthcare Workers: Right to Strike! Nurses, midwives, and healthcare assistants have voted to go on a 24-hour strike at the end of July. When nurses and the health system are being attacked by a government ruling for the rich, it is rig...

โ€œNurses, midwives, and healthcare assistants have voted to go on a 24-hour #strike at the end of July. When #nurses and the health system are being attacked by a government ruling for the rich, it is right to strike!โ€
#nzpol
iso.org.nz/2025/07/21/n...

22.07.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.

21.07.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69478    ๐Ÿ” 21298    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1612    ๐Ÿ“Œ 766

Beloved ones get mashed into backpacks and pockets, join me in all weather and moods and for meals. They are friends I share my existence & thoughts with. Rough messy moments and all. ๐Ÿงก

21.07.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LISTEN. I promise I respect books that belong to others. BUT FOR ME & MY OWN BOOKS ALONE (!!!) - My beloved ones are dog eared to death with pages falling out, scribbles and highlights in them, fold marks, food/fingerprint stains, coffee marks, tear stains, etc.

21.07.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#vss365 #prompt #spiritual

A cat who was oddly ethereal,
Claimed naps were profoundly spiritual.
With a flick of her tail,
Sheโ€™d ascend without fail,
To a realm made of yarn and cereal.

#limerick #blueskypoets #writing

20.07.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Note for southerners: inshallah and โ€œgod willin and the crik donโ€™t riseโ€ function similarly in language.

Note for northerners: English needs a second person informal plural (I.e.
โ€œvosotrosโ€) and thatโ€™s why yโ€™all is so useful

- a masshole raised in Nashville

20.07.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 782    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
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[Echoes of Flesh] slowly taking shape

20.07.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1020    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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An accordion fucked a hearse which resulted in the perfect ride to roadtrip through America with @mrpussy.xyz ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿš—

20.07.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
coffe mug edited to read "IM SORRY FOR WHAT!
SAiD BeFORe I HAD MY
50mg
vyvanse"

coffe mug edited to read "IM SORRY FOR WHAT! SAiD BeFORe I HAD MY 50mg vyvanse"

me crawling back to have a normal conversation with my husband after crying for no reason at 10 am

20.07.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1766    ๐Ÿ” 113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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the resonance of this post

19.07.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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