Under rocks - where Republicans and other invertebrates naturally feel at home…

I’m assuming each post is a fixed term appointment of about five days, after which the post-holder is expected to defect to one of the other right-wing nutjob parties, or to stand down in disgrace for racism/misogyny/fraud…?

Yes, well he might take vast donations from shady billionaires to sell out every single aspect of British life, but he sometimes wears a flat cap and goes to the pub for a pint, so I think it’s clear whose side he’s really on…

Codspeed with both your research and your poetry, and I’ll take all the sanity I can get!

Have a fintastic day and sending warm wishes from Scotland!

Bravo - love it 👏🏻

King Charles I vibes. Would be just *terrible* if his reign were to end the same way…

All the charisma of one of his ashtrays, and a used one at that.

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Very sad news, but such an incredible legacy with the work of art that is Red Dwarf 🫡

“I’m devastated about how this has turned out for ordinary investors. Not devastated enough to give them any money, but devastated nonetheless.”

If only there was some other way to generate energy in these windy, windy isles of ours, that didn’t leave supplies at the mercy of geopolitics.

If only…

Since Churchill’s name is being used and greatly misused a lot at present, here is a photo of him visiting FDR’s grave to remind us all of how great Presidents once were, and how great and meaningful a partnership between leaders and nations can be.

Both must be rolling in their graves.

The US President casually threatening to invade a European ally. Just one of the allies that the same US President said he didn’t need.

With friends like these…

And not content with being a cowardly piece of shit himself, apparently he is now saying that Barron would be “too tall” to serve as well.

Absolutely pathetic.

If they need evacuation to somewhere out of the warzone, I hear Rwanda is completely safe.

You not only told us that you don’t need allies, you actively threaten to invade your allies, and insulted the war dead of those who answered an American call in your country’s time of need.

If you’re unhappy, we’re delighted. Fuck you.

Tell us more about the tool…and what he had to say on this subject so we can all have a good laugh.

Do you think AI doctors will have a better bedside manner, or will it be pretty much the same…? 😋

The question of why the UK isn’t involved in America’s latest war can be answered with a single image.

It can also be answered by reminding the current US Administration that insulting our war dead, and questioning their heroism, has consequences.

Well this is awkward because on one hand, stock market performance is Trump’s key measure of success but on the other, he’s Netanyahu’s bitch.

Decisions, decisions…

Cognitive dissonance seems to be very much en vogue these days.

Oh come now, we’re not monsters who’d make them go to a war zone.

Rwanda, on the other hand, is absolutely, positively safe 👍🏻

You there - outstanding work 🫡

And now let’s have a sneak preview of tomorrow’s narrative…

Absolutely avoidable deaths of service members, who - through no fault of their own - were put in harms way as part of an illegal war fought for illegitimate reasons.

Trump open to talks with Iran as conflict deepens in Middle East US president signals willingness to engage with Tehran’s surviving leadership as strikes and retaliatory attacks intensify across region

Actual headline: “Trump open to surrender talks. Tells Iran he’s willing to Venezuela them up real nice”

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Sorry, what? I can’t hear you over the deafening noise of tumbleweed…

Summary of the UK Government legal position: The legality of defensive action in respect of Iranian regional attacks Summary of the UK Government legal position: The legality of defensive action in respect of Iranian regional attacks

A lawful request to support unlawful action is not only contradictory, it’s complicity.

www.gov.uk/government/n...

And now for the advice on the lawfulness of the original Israeli and US attack that prompted the request to use British bases?

We’ll wait…

UK will allow US to use bases to strike Iranian missile sites, says Starmer The prime minister says it remains the case that the UK will

Not in our name. This is not our war.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...