Alex Jane

Nothing makes you feel second best quite like the dog walker turning up at your door.

#writerslife #gsd

My "ready-to-eat" mango is so hard I could knap flint with it.

#writerslife #ffs

I was going to come on here a complain about my dog stealing a banana from the fruit bowl and eating it but maybe the most noteworthy part of the incident was that she peeled it first.

Today's mindgame to try to beat my executive disfunction – I don't have anything on my to-do list today but if I want to help out Future Me by doing some of their tasks, it would really help out.

I've written some words on two projects and took a shower and it's only lunchtime!
So far so good!

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Apologies to everyone who saw me wearing shorts on Mika's walk this lunchtime.

My legs haven't seen the sun for about three years and the glare coming off them was probably blinding 🫣

I feel bad for those poor guys on the roof. They must be melting! 🫠

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You couldn't make this up…I've spent months cursing the scaffolding that's been up for almost a year, blocking my light and making it cold in here.
But given that it's 27˚C today, I was grateful that we'd get some shade this afternoon.

So, of course, they're outside taking it down right now
😆

Mika is going in for the snip today. Watching the pre-op sedatives kick in and her go from “hm…something’s not right,” to “mum 👀 call the police” is funnier than it should be.
#writerslife #gsdlife

“YOU CAN SEPARATE THE ART FROM THE ARTIST”

The artist is a little mean on the Internet?

Yes

The artist has directly funded and encouraged the genocide of trans people?

lol get fucked

I know I’ve seen this episode of Murder She Wrote before but having Mickey Rooney, Tippi Hedren and Don Swayze on screen at the same time is a bit of a head rush tbh

It's 8am and today has already been a rollercoaster.

Down - Woke up at 3.25am and could not get back to sleep 😮‍💨

Up - Found 5 cinnamon rolls in the bag of 4 bake-at-home cinnamon rolls I pulled from the freezer! 😮

Not sure today can get any better ☺️

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#mmromanceauthor #amwriting

A quick fly-by to drop a snippet of what I’ve been working on lately. Not sure when it’ll be done but I’ll keep you posted ❤️

In the meantime… alexjane.info/backlist/

#mmromance #wipwednesday

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Well, this morning was interesting.
Got yelled at by a man hunting for marmite in the bin.
Found a pile of burning plastic in the middle of the street.
A dog ran across a road to attack Mika. Owner didn't seem to think it was a big deal.
Got home to an ambulance outside the house.
And all before 8am

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"It must be nice to have a smart dog—"
No.
I'm having to bribe her to eat lately so if she eats everything in her dish, I drop a treat in it.
I reminded her of this when she started begging, but instead of eating her dinner, she dumped it all on the floor and brought me her technically empty dish.

I don't know who wrote yesterday's NYT crossword but omg... a pox upon you!
I CANNOT get it! It's driving me nuts!
Why is it so difficult?
Why am I so stupid?!
Grrrrr!

#writerproblems #Imightbehangry

The Mr & Mr Detective Series is leaving KU soon

⭐️ MM Romantic Thriller
⭐️ Anti-hero PI
⭐️ Stranger with a secret
⭐️ Hurt/comfort
⭐️ Mystery

mybook.to/MrandMrSeries

A digital graphic with a beige background, 15 book covers are on it across 3 lines and text at the bottom reads "Black & Queer Books" in black capitalised serif font. The books, starting at the top left are as follows: The Final Strife by Saara El-Arifi, Faebound by Saara El-Arifi, King And The Dragonflies by Kacen Callender, Infinity Alchemist by Kacen Callender, Felix Ever After by Kacen Callender, The Unbroken by C L Clark, The Deep by Rivers Solomon, Sorrowland by Rivers Solomon, Chain-Gang All-Stars by Nana Kwame Adjeh-Brenyah, The King Is Dead by Benjamin Dean, Ace Of Spades by Farídah Abíke-Iyimide, Pet by Akwaeke Emezi, The Death Of Vivek Oji by Akwaeke Emezi, Dear Senthuran by Akwaeke Emezi and finally How We Fight For Our Lives by Saeed Jones

February marks Queer History Month in the UK and Black History Month in the US so here's a bunch of Black Queer books that you can read in February, and beyond, no matter which side of the pond you're on 🖤🌈📖

#diversebooksky #booksky

Do not write or email your senators and congress persons, call them. Every day. They don't pay attention to email or snail mail. Call them. Every day. Republican callers out-call Democrats by 11 to 1 on important issues. It's time we speak up or they won't.

Black history is world history

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Firstly, thank god for tumblr.
Second, if the dialogue is anything to go by, this film is going to be excellent.
Third, ... I just... Seriously the dialogue is so good ☺️

#dylanobrien #timeless #wereonaship #iykyk

Petition: Tighten the rules on political donations We want the government to: Remove loopholes that allow wealthy foreign individuals to make donations into UK political parties (e.g. by funnelling through UK registered companies). Cap all donations ...

If you live in the UK and you want to stop *someone* from buying a fascist government here, please sign this.

We can't do much but we can do this.
Takes two ticks ☺️
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

I'm almost certainly not hallucinating but it's 6pm, dark outside, middle of winter, I'm sat in an armchair and a tiny ladybird just appeared on my hand.

It's currently trying to eat my phone case, I think...what should I do with it?

Today has been a weird day
#writerslife #ladybird #ladybug #wtf

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Not exactly ideal conditions for getting my tax return sorted with these two lumpkins in my ear ☺️
#writerslife #gsd #frenchie #shenanigans

Throwing these up just because...☺️

#mmromance #MMReader #RomanceBooks #tropes #historicalish #oldwestromance #shifter #BookSky #reading

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Drop a link/info below so people can commission you.

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Show your solidarity the way it counts: hire someone from this thread to work on your next book or character art.

If you read anything today, let it be this.

❤️ I'm feeling super lucky tbh. It could have been a hell of a lot worse. I mean, it would have been nice for it not to have happened at all but things are going well so far! ☺️