I was using threads but it’s awful over there haha. But also I can’t help but make jokes
No wonder DJT took that shot in the ear so well (allegedly). He spent the 90s taking shots to the back of the throat with Bubba
Diet Coke is a fridge cigarette. Social media is a phone cigarette. AI is a computer cigarette. Capitalism is an economy cigarette. I won’t be taking questions.
Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. - Anne Frank
I’ve made a lot of jokes about politics recently but that’s because — if I’m being honest — I thought this Trump admin would be bad, but in the same hilariously inept way it was bad in 2016. Spicer hiding in the bushes, Scaramucci kind of bad.
But idk if there’s anything funny about this now
I fixated on the 10:30 part and not the Jan 30, part
This is sadly incredibly true
ADHD testing update: I’ll have you all know I made it to the first appointment and was only 15 minutes late! They did tell me that I made the appointment for TOMORROW, not today and I just didn’t pay close enough attention to the date but still
Since sitting down to read an hour ago:
Glasses of wine: 2
Anime T-shirts ordered: 5
Social media posts: 4 (and counting)
Tik Toks watched: 37
Pages read: 0
But I mean, how do you not buy this t-shirt?
I finally made an ADHD test appointment (and some others today) and someone was like “but did you put it off and then make a ton of appointments all at once?” And, like, yeah. But you don’t have to call me out like that
Like calls to like
I’m halfway done with it!
Totally respect that. As a content creator, I feel I have a duty to remain on platforms as long as possible in order to explain my viewpoints to the audiences there. That’s why I still post on Meta platforms and tik tok. Twitter is too far gone, of course
They could just be echo chambering all of us into complacency. Are we really getting closer to class consciousness? Or are we all just consuming leftwing content
I’m learning that a lot of things about me that I thought were just quirky little goofs are actually debilitating symptoms of mental illness
Beyond some questionable advertisements, my fyp has felt like it’s gone WAY WAY left. Like to the point I’m getting bored of politics. Either fears that the algo has changed were unfounded, or the changes are way more insidious than previously thought
“No no no he said ‘sieg hi!’ not ‘sieg hiEL!’ He was just saying hello!” - our nation’s esteemed d students
Tell anyone defending Elon Musk to film themselves doing the same “wave” and upload it to the internet. Tell them to share it with their friends and family and employer. If it’s not so bad, what could happen?
Your get out of jail free card is here
“Raw next” hit my comment section like Covid-19. It may never recover
As long as you leave my rocks alone
We are so back
To everyone who keeps commenting that they named their “vibe” “Andrew”, I know what that means. I googled it. And it does NOT mean “vibe” as like “general feeling about something”
I said a-oop! Jump scare
As long as they’re not mine
I’m tin foil hatting so hard right now. I believe it’s already been sold and the blackout is to aid in a seamless transition (and to make DJT look like a hero). I have no proof of this and am speculating wildly
Hey thank you very much for this — I can now save this as a memento if it never comes back 🥲 I mean it. I’m truly thankful
They have to be under a minute and I’m afraid I simply must yap
It’s also on Reddit! To very… mixed reviews
ChatGPT has a lot more faith that the government will pursue antitrust measures than I do
