There is no difference between SNL's version of a Hegseth news conference and a real one. The show can't parody a clown show, only imitate it.
Mike Shildt’s “leap of faith” brought him to the Orioles and into a role he always wanted.
“A lot of people probably still don’t understand it.”
But Shildt does:
www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
"First, we're going to cut it off, and then we're going to kill it.”
—Colin Powell
Just in case Iran gets confused, here's a map:
To the "I didn't vote for this" folks. You voted for a convicted felon. A twice-impeached president. A man found liable for sexual abuse, who tried to overthrow an election. And now gas prices are surging, we're at war, and soldiers are coming home in coffins. This is what you voted for. All of it.
Page One.
@nytimes.com
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Trump is weak. Trump’s fragility explains why Trump hides the truth and lies.
“You Indians are rich as fuck from casinos.” Jackass, I bartend to make ends meet. Freelance journalists like myself literally earn $300 for a heavily researched 1,500-word article, and that’s *if* you get paid. And *if* you get paid that $300 arrives in 2 months minus a $25 fee. We’re not all rich.
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.
The 25th is never happening.
These three criminals have done a ton of damage!
WTF?
Knott’s Berry Farm, in Buena Park, CA opened in 1940.
Where is it on this list?
I wish he would just fucking die already. This shit is ruining the world. This level of stupidity is supposed to be limited to the town drunk, not the leader of the formerly free world.
I'm so disappointed in cholesterol right now.
The 175 children in the school were menacing?
This is *nothing* dignified about wearing a cheap baseball cap that promotes yourself to the otherwise solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of the troops you had killed to distract from your bad economy and rampant pedophilia.
The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
I guess Cricket gets the last laugh.
Good points in here.
Just a reminder that new DHS puke Markwayne Mullin has been convinced we killed the already-dead Ayatollah on the left, and not the more recently-dead Ayatollah on the right…
Everybody’s got their reasons for despising Markwayne Mullin and mine is him screaming at the dignified and brilliant former CDC Director Susan Monarez at a hearing.
He lied about a nonexistent recording and tried to bully her into submission.
She was a locus of zen. He lost his damned mind.