It would have made spectacular television, so if it had happened, I would have liked to think that it was how he wanted to go
04.08.2025 11:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@daveyjones.bsky.social
Undistinguished Viz cartoonist
It would have made spectacular television, so if it had happened, I would have liked to think that it was how he wanted to go
04.08.2025 11:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Our dressing up box is a bit constrained by budget. There's a Henry the Eighth, a caveman and a Lone Ranger.
31.07.2025 16:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dr Worsley respectfully declined to appear in the cartoon, I can't think why
31.07.2025 13:31 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0New Viz on sale today. And to show that there's more to Viz than smutty jokes and puerile innuendo, there's a sophisticated cartoon strip about the composer FrΓ©dΓ©ric Chopin performing a piano recital for Queen Victoria and Prince Albert at Lancaster House in 1848
31.07.2025 13:25 β π 69 π 9 π¬ 3 π 1Give me a billion dollars worth of breadcrumbs and butterbeans and I will give you chocolate biscuits beyond your wildest imaginings
30.07.2025 17:44 β π 50 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0If only Bowie had read it not on a train, he could have become prime minister
28.07.2025 11:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me and Viz
The journey to the Edinburgh Fringe begins
28.07.2025 10:56 β π 103 π 6 π¬ 8 π 1We had the Geoff Love Big Terror movie themes one, and now I'm going to have to look to see if I've still got it
25.07.2025 19:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Haven't listened to it yet, but at least I've unwrapped mine.
25.07.2025 19:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've just had to look up "funko pop" in my Encyclopaedia Britannica
25.07.2025 19:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I took the bus into town and bought the new Half Man Half Biscuit album on cd from our local branch of HMV, if you were wanting to verify my age
25.07.2025 19:17 β π 65 π 1 π¬ 5 π 0But he gets his information from a Facebook group called "I β€οΈ The Long Years From The Time of Alfred to The Time of Victoria"
20.07.2025 16:23 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A polite "social dance" with Kenneth Baker as we attempted to pass each other in a cramped gents toilet with a minimum of intimacy
19.07.2025 14:18 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0drawing of two cool dogs sitting in a pile of records. One has dark hair singing to a microphone. The other has blonde hair playing a red guitar
Would lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove
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Did a couple of illustrations for the new issue of @thefence.bsky.social, which is in the shops now. Or you could subscribe for under Β£25 for a year - that's the price of, what, 4 or 5 pints? And a subscription to The Fence doesn't make you have to get up for a piss at 4am.
18.07.2025 14:05 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1If youβre ever worried that ChatGPT is coming for your job, just try playing film trivia with the dull cunt.
14.07.2025 18:22 β π 199 π 45 π¬ 7 π 8"This has been brutal. For me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne, with my reputation, modern broadcasting has become a dangerous place. Has nobody thought of the consequences?"
14.07.2025 15:18 β π 42 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0"magic brown eye"
14.07.2025 15:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's certainly not a very Hegel-y thing for him to say. And that likeness of him is almost shit enough for me to have drawn it.
14.07.2025 14:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm so sorry, Sarah x
12.07.2025 16:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We've got the date and address, now all we need is a Time Machine *builds one*
10.07.2025 17:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think they're all on Britbox/ITVX. Or they were, anyway.
03.07.2025 16:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0God, I knew I recognised him in that Morse, but never twigged that he was the "shovels-and-rainfall" enthusiast robber from Eric Olthwaite. And Jesus.
03.07.2025 16:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Anyway that's just one of my insights into the world of high finance. If the FT would like to get in touch then DM me
02.07.2025 18:54 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0The markets are fooling nobody by giving themselves butch names like BULL and BEAR, when they react to everything like jittery chickens.
02.07.2025 18:49 β π 24 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0That's my favourite!
02.07.2025 13:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Who's a good boy then? Who's a good boy? Yes, you are!"
02.07.2025 13:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1βSometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.β
26.06.2025 20:27 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0And a permanent look of terror in its robot eyes
25.06.2025 14:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0