Davey Jones

Donald gets whacked

I dunno, just tossing ideas around

a Sontaran

a military veteran decorated by Trump

Fuck me sideways, this made me laugh a lot. Which other US President has managed to weave such comedy magic with a too-short ribbon?

A horse struggles to exist

#art #animation #indieanimationday #horse

Being fair, there has been a Bob Hope cartoon strip since 1957, eh @daveyjones.bsky.social?

Something you see if you drink too much cider

If only we had a Wurzel tree

But who was the real time-wasting idiot? The blackbird who spent the entire morning trying to fight its own reflection in an old mirror in our back yard? Or me, who was watching it through the door and sneering at its stupidity? (Answer: the blackbird)

"Mistakes were made and wrongs were done."

"...And through here is the public office. As you can see we've had a brand new cream-coloured carpet fitted and... WHAT THE-?!"

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The bar where you took the picture is mostly unchanged from my day (30 plus years ago), apart from the new carpet and the lack of cigarette smoke. I spent a great deal of time there. Hope you’re enjoying your visit.

The Bull! My old local.

“Unaccccustomed I am as to speaking in the public the cake was in tiers!!!!! I am husband and you wife of mine many years ahead thank you to Uncle Ron for being.”

Andrew's lifelong enactment of the me sowing/me reaping meme

Saxon Stanley Fletcher

Possibly, though not from me

It took two days, didn't it? He should be developing a persistent cough by tomorrow.

All his own work... PUNCH cover by the great Ronald Searle 1961 #art #paintings #artists #monuments #statues #parks #artworks #culture #painters #culturalheritage

I'm old enough to remember a time when it wasn't fucking raining. And my grandparents used to reminisce about the days when a huge fiery ball which they called "THUSSUN" would traverse the sky

I noticed that too! Something in the air.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

tweet reading: The Viz office used to have a big old hardback dictionary, and the words 'diarrhoea' and 'haemorrhoids' had been photocopied and glued to the front cover, because that's what it was generally used for.

cleaning up after the poorly dog this morning and this post by @daveyjones.bsky.social springs to mind

Thoughts and prayers

Harry Corbett with an early version of Grok.

"What's that you say, Grok? It's a fair point? My focus on innovation over distractions is legendary?"

It was already happening pre-Covid, though. Not sure why. (It doesn't seem to be particularly a generational thing, from what I've seen)
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A cartoon from Viz called Terror in NYC

This piece of brilliance from @vizcomic.bsky.social is the story of my life

It started before the pandemic, though. This Real Ale Twats strip is from 2018

Mebbe he thought Epstein was going on about a pea dough island, and was excited about alternatives to wheat flour for baking.