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Kris Wise

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aspiring #UMC Deacon @UCF.bsky.social '09 #ChargeOn @CandlerTheology.bsky.social '24 @FLUMC

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Put the cakes down and back away from the circle.

01.03.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:: rubs eyes tiredly ::

05.06.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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How Kansas Republicans weaponized the law to target 300 trans driver's license holders SB 244 was put into effect virtually overnight, causing chaos, panic and fear in the trans community.

New β€” I spoke to eight trans people in Kansas about the new state law that invalidated their driver’s licenses overnight, what’s it’s like to live there right now, plus details of two DMV emails exclusively obtained by The Handbasket that shed light on the law’s chaotic and cruel rollout:

28.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5223    πŸ” 2191    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 107

I hear you but think about this...

nutter butter thins.

28.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES my grief and anger can't be separated. I don't think we've allowed people to properly grieve because we haven't allowed people to be angry or process more complex feelings about what happened.

28.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

None of those churches are in my current district and one was in another conference.

The south has merged and will continue to merge several conferences from the churches and members lost.

It's painful what's happening and we can now be the church we are called to be. Again both things are true.

28.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The district I'm currently in lost a ton of churches. I lost all 3 of my formative churches: childhood, highschool* and church hosting Wesley campus ministry. *Married here after college.

Change needs to happen yesterday but we really haven't dealt at all with what happened. Both things are true.

28.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My 10 year old is giving me a break down on Common Sense. 🧐

28.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This new merger is going to destroy Star Trek isn't it 😭

Maybe they'll sell it to someone who will keep ST alive.

27.02.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And before anyone asks: naw, we're not linked or mentioned in that Politico article.

26.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Judge bars most ICE raids at a group of churches that sued the Trump administration The impact of the new ruling may be larger than a similar court decision last year, as the plaintiffs appear to represent a much higher number of churches.

And, also, this from last week, a topic that is mentioned in the Politico article (which, I should note, is litigation that partly involves a moment @rns.org was literally the only outlet physically present to witness): religionnews.com/2026/02/16/j...

26.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Relatedly, from @rns.org last August: religionnews.com/2025/08/04/w...

26.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Florida admits federal funding for Alligator Alcatraz may not come A court filing also revealed the extensive limits on a potential reimbursement to the state, if it ever comes.

Florida admits federal funding for Alligator Alcatraz may not come

26.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It's this easy. Do your best to serve everyone. Give grace to yourself and others. Be human and humble about.

It won't fix everything but it's a strong start.

26.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Costco should sponsor professional teams like Red Bull under the Kirkland signature label and dominate sports with affordable Kirkland Signature gear.

Imagine golf, tennis, and F1 athletes with KS clothing, clubs, rackets and gas.

If this is already a thing I've got a new favorite team.

26.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im glad so many got to go... Sad they had to cap attendance 😞 I really wanted to go.

Hope they plan another bigger march soon.

25.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Bureau of Justice statistics for 2021 show 34% of female murder victims were killed by an intimate partner, compared to 6% of male victims. However, FBI homicide data shows that killing committed by men is 10% more likely to be ruled justifiable. bit.ly/FreeKeshia

The Bureau of Justice statistics for 2021 show 34% of female murder victims were killed by an intimate partner, compared to 6% of male victims. However, FBI homicide data shows that killing committed by men is 10% more likely to be ruled justifiable. bit.ly/FreeKeshia

12.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly silver sounds great.

24.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is everyone suddenly talking about the old place again?

Are we going to talk about all the old dead sites/services that don't matter anymore?
Geocities, AIM, live journal, Myspace and Google Buzz?

It's dead and I'm never going back.

23.02.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We would be happy with a new governor and state legislature! Let's keep the conversation open πŸ˜…

(sadly in reality I've known a few Canadians who have permanently left FL in the last year 😭)

23.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I want to turn off sports mode on this app.

23.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are serious about "never again" then remember: it's not about standing up to a line of tanks when the camps are already running. It's about standing up to social & professional pressure when the whole thing is just getting started, when it's not yet cool to do so. That's bravery that matters.

22.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1097    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 18

🧡

23.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but we can't afford universal health care and housing for all.

22.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1633    πŸ” 506    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 11

I feel this so strongly. Covid was a test of our moral integrity & decency -- *not just elites, but all of us* -- and we failed.

I genuinely think one reason Covid has been memory-holed so hard, & so crusted w/ myths & conspiracy theories, is that on some level we know this & are ashamed.

22.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2360    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 53
Post image A prayer vigil outside the detention center in Big Cypress in the Everglades on Feb 22, 2026.

A prayer vigil outside the detention center in Big Cypress in the Everglades on Feb 22, 2026.

A prayer vigil in Payne Park in Sarasota, FL on Feb 22, 2026.

A prayer vigil in Payne Park in Sarasota, FL on Feb 22, 2026.

A prayer vigil in Payne Park in Sarasota, FL on Feb 22, 2026.

A prayer vigil in Payne Park in Sarasota, FL on Feb 22, 2026.

30 weeks, the vigil continues in the Everglades.

26 weeks, the vigil continues in Sarasota County.

We will continue to gather until the camps close and our neighbors are safe.

As United Methodist, I commit to resist evil, injustice, & oppression
in whatever forms they present themselves.

22.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Florida πŸ™πŸ½ I think we have some ok hockey teams πŸ˜…

22.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holiday are optimal at 1.5 stuff but the best ratio of cream to cookies are Oreo thins.

21.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Making regionalization a reality for the church | UMNews.org United Methodist leaders have embarked on a significant reimagining of the Book of Discipline. They also heard an update on the formation of a U.S. regional conference.

United Methodist leaders are working to make regionalization a reality. They have embarked on a significant reimagining of the Book of Discipline. They also heard an update on the formation of a U.S. regional conference.
www.umnews.org/en/news/maki...

19.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Children have spent more time in prison than the child abusers named in the Epstein Files.

17.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 640    πŸ” 223    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1