Purl

We could've had VP Tim Walz sharing his Thanksgiving dressing recipe right now, but no

I'm tired of seeing the term underage girls, underage women. Children -- say children.

They are preying on children.

Sex offender Trump nominated Matt Gaetz, also sex offender, for Attorney General

😂😂😂

Good work!

Who among us hasn't -accidentally- nominated a child sex offender for Attorney General?

Oh, most of us.

That Epstein thing sure blew over, huh?

A sweater, maybe?

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I got this yarn called Impeachment and I think it's pretty perfect

Due to the rising cost of everything, Walmart will be changing their store-brand line to Mediocre Value

Is it just me or have the fun-sized candy bars gotten less fun-sized?

Their early parole termination program is alive and well

The good news is the “Student Loan Forgiveness” program at ICE isn’t likely to cost the taxpayer much at all.

Due to the rising cost of beef, we are renaming it: Helper

Absolutely right. We found a befouled mess, but we can still clean it up

That’s a trillion dollar increase in two months.

Many people have said I'm the best. They come to me with tears in their eyes, saying "Purl, you invented this industry. Very tremendous, very powerful"

Thanks, John Paul.

Indeed

I asked my boss if I could hang some stuff in my office but he wanted to check the terms of our lease first. So instead I told him I'll just put some stuff on the whiteboard, not touch the walls or anything.

And then I bulldozed the entire building.

Has anyone checked lately to see if the gold is still at Fort Knox?

I mean for all we know, there are guys with chisels on Mt. Rushmore right now

I asked my boss if I could hang some stuff in my office but he wanted to check the terms of our lease first. So instead I told him I'll just put some stuff on the whiteboard, not touch the walls or anything.

And then I bulldozed the entire building.

"But other presidents changed the White House!"

Yes and British troops who burnt it down during the War of 1812 were merely renovating

Hey kids, I just got my payout for attending the No Kings rally!

-$4.99, also known as the cost of a sheet of posterboard. I can't wait til the next one! 💵💵💵

Alanis never covered "there's an AWS outage but your job uses Teams"

It's a lovely day to support democracy. #NoKings

✊ excellent!

I hope. Ours was a mixed bag of everyone last time. We took up a lot of real estate and I hope this time will be exponentially bigger