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@actualtriton.bsky.social

God of the tide. DON'T ASK ABOUT THE DAMN CONCH!!

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I honestly don't know why I keep going on Facebook. I forget I have this app. Less depressing.

26.01.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched the first episode and didn't mind it but will continue after I finish strange new things. Four and a half Vulcans = my new favourite episode.

26.01.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...now one with Sylus!

18.01.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œTHE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTERโ€ฆโ€

21.11.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11817    ๐Ÿ” 3381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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This is like being told "Happy Birthday" from Pogo the clown.

21.11.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehe bewbs

02.05.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight we had to say goodbye to Luna. She had not been well for a few weeks. She hadn't been herself all day. It was quick and she went peacefully.

25.04.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A free tip for Keir Starmer

If you want to do better in the polls, stop obsessing with reform and simply do better.

Leave the disabled alone
Tax the rich
Nationalise infrastructure
Pay workers properly

It's quite simple!

20.04.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2250    ๐Ÿ” 526    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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QAPLA'!

20.04.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign the Petition Overturn the UK's New Legal Definition of a Woman

Trans rights are human rights.
chng.it/Gdf5DPhfvp

20.04.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I still wonder how different things could have been if it had been the klingons.

05.04.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just lost the game. Thought you'd want to know.

27.03.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign the Petition Halt the Proposed Benefit Cuts

www.change.org/p/halt-the-p...

20.03.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why didn't you just go to Julian? He wouldn't have charged Latinum.

13.03.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hypoallergenic means it won't give you an allergic reaction. Hyperallergenic means that it will irradiate your skin

13.03.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tax the super rich to stop cuts to public services Across the UK, living standards are falling and millions live in poverty, while the cost of living crisis has made affording the basics difficult. Public services we all rely on - our hospitals, schoo...

I just signed the petition to to demand the Government tax the super rich to rebuild our NHS, schools, and other public services. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...

13.03.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The SPF that says Hyperallergenic and not hypoallergenic?

13.03.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Quark: I suppose your capitalists are less sly than ours.

Chief O'Brien: Our captalists are dead. Ancient human workers slew them centuries ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.

Quark: I suppose your capitalists are less sly than ours. Chief O'Brien: Our captalists are dead. Ancient human workers slew them centuries ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.

12.03.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 477    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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This made me brain do gymnastics. I need coffee.

13.03.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*faxed. THE DAMN AUTOCORRECT!!! This never happened on Voyager!

11.03.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want those replicators fixed, chief. I need something to help get these files faced to Gowron!

11.03.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an everyday rule. Even if they are just your friends it will keep them alert.

11.03.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Pokรฉmon, wrong answers only.

11.03.2025 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me when I see that the new hire was born in 2003.

11.03.2025 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*sigh* I'll get licking

11.03.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first one was meant to be Triten but autocorrect

11.03.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Triton, Tritone, Tristan, Jimmy. WDF CHIEF!!

11.03.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never not post this

11.03.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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